Sorry. I just saw the latest episode of South Park. LMAO.
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
No, shit is:
FUCK THE INTERIOR OF MY DOOR CORRODED AWAY AND NOW IT WON'T LOCK, WON'T OPEN, AND -- MOST IMPORTANTLY -- COST QUITE A TAD BIT TO GET FIXED FUCK ME!
Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :
Maybe you should trade in your jeep and get a nice Toyota Corolla like I have.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
A tad bit. Would the two words somehow cancel each other out?
I am not fucking you Jeff. Sorry.
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
ARGH!
I won't buy another car. I love my Jeep, and I'm actually planning quite a bit of work over the next few years, including:
A 3" body lift and 33" tires.
A V6 engine (but not until I've paid it off)
A Royal Blue paint job.
Installation of foglights, sidesteps, new sound system, bug deflector, and anything else I think is pretty damn cool.
Repairs to my fender & door (URGENT!)
Anyway ...
Damn, Liam, you just ruined my fantasy. ::sigh::
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
*looks at list of car modifications*
For god's sake Jeff, just have the penis enlargement operation and be done with it.
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
If anything, I'd have to get a penis reduction surgery.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Oh, good cheese whiz, must everything come down to penis size?
Besides, I'm bigger!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"If anything, I'd have to get a penis reduction surgery."
Sorry Jeff, but if you want to become a woman, shrinking it's not good enough. It'll have to come off. Unless you want to get it converted...
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
Well, christ, Liam, I don't want a sex-change operation, it would just be nice to not have my prespective partner scream, "that thing's too big and it'll never fit!" and run away in terror.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Maybe you should stop trying to shag talking mice then.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Liam's post reminds my of a joke:
Q: Why should you always wrap your hamster up tightly in duct tape?
A: So the hamster doesn't explode when you screw it.
Thank you! Good night, ladies and gentlemen! I'll be here all week!
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
I know they've got funky accents, Liam, but even *I* don't call "Joisey" girls mice!!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Open your eyes Jeff. Open them to reality.
Posted by The_Evil_Lord (Member # 256) on :
'Course, with a Toyota Corolla (ahum), you wouldn't have to worry about reality too much.
[ June 26, 2001: Message edited by: The_Evil_Lord ]
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
With all of those modifications, you'd better plan on keeping that death trap a LONG time... because otherwise, it'd probably be almost cheaper just to get a new car..... *shrug* I'm trying to "upgrade" my car too, but I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth it.... I might be selling it soon... but now I might not... it may be cursed, but it hasn't killed me yet, and it sure is cute.... *smile*
But please... a 3" lift and 33" tires? Are you TRYING to make it more unstable? 'cause Jeeps roll, honey.... do you realize how scary that is? VERY.
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
Ah! But, as well as putting 33" TALL tires, I'm also planning on getting some 16" WIDE tires.
And, it's not like the 3" lift goes on top of the wheel, it goes on the axle (I think). So all in all, I'd only be adding maybe 5" to the height of the Jeep.
I am planning on keeping the Jeep for a LONG time. It'd be nice to give to my kid at some point (although not until s/he has been driving for a long time so as not to be foolish with it).
But, yes, I'm planning on holding it onto it for awhile.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And when are you planning on having a kid?
What is it with Yanks and old cars, anyway?
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
A '98 isn't an old car.
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
I suppose it would be if people nowadays want to change cars as often as they change computers.
(Girl in passenger seat): "Hey, that GPS can only handle two satellites at a time! And the DVD is only 6x!!! That's sooo 20th century! I'm out of here, honey!"
[ June 26, 2001: Message edited by: Nimrod ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It will be by the time you give it to your non-existent kid, especially if you want them to have been driving a while before.
Besides, how are you planning on having kids after the operation?
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Apparently, your reproductury capabilities are SOO impressive that he'll just adopt a kid off of you. Must be the bitch tits you keep talking about...
*yes, I am being sarcastic, are you actually dense enough to wonder?*
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Only 5 inches? 5 inches will make a HUGE difference, trust me.... imagine if I was to raise my Civic 5 inches... you can't say you'd not notice that And besides... if it wasn't going to make much of a difference, you wouldn't pay for it.... you're not THAT silly! Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Apparently, your reproductury capabilities are SOO impressive that he'll just adopt a kid off of you."
You are obviously mistaking me with Simon here.
"Must be the bitch tits you keep talking about..."
I believe I talked about my man-breasts once. And babies don't come out of man-breasts. Silly Infinity.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Only 5 inches? 5 inches will make a HUGE difference, trust me...."
Well, that's good news. I'm safe, then...
Wait... That was about cars? Not the, um... other, uh... discussion... I see...
Erm... Nevermind.
Posted by The_Evil_Lord (Member # 256) on :
Larger is better. It's a universal law, applies to all.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
LOA can lift her Honda Civic 5 inches? Wow, she's really on the mend. . .
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
They rebuilt her. They had the tecnology.
"Larger is better. It's a universal law, applies to all."
Apart from
1/ Stomachs 2/ Male arses 3/ Noses 4/ Tumours 5/ Male hair cuts 6/ Charles
Posted by Wes1701E (Member # 212) on :
no, shit is:
South Park
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: imagine if I was to raise my Civic 5 inches...
Why would anyone want to raise a Civic?? What people usually do with a Civic, is lower it, and put wider tires on it, and maybe even side mouldings to make it look sporty. But to raise it? It might be cool if you put some monster truck wheels on it But I don't think you wanna risk it.
And yeah, I do realize that it was a hypothetical question, but I'm personally into car mods so I felt the need to reply.
What I wanna do is take an '89 Chrysler Dynasty, rebuild the engine, turbocharge it, fix the chasis, repaint it, put some alloy wheels and a sunroof, and ofcourse a Sony Xplode soundsystem. Either that, or just buy a new car, cuz it'd cost about the same
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*has a Sony Xplode amp in her car... for now* Waiting to switch over to the good ol' Phoenix Gold.... that's on the list of mods for my Car-Car.... if she doesn't kill me first
~LOA
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jeff Kardde: Well, christ, Liam, I don't want a sex-change operation, it would just be nice to not have my prespective partner scream, "that thing's too big and it'll never fit!" and run away in terror.
Say Jeff Kardde, is it like in the picture with your lady?
Q. Am I allowed to make comments about giant penises?
A. Yes. As long as you are talking about Simon "Sol System" Sizer.
Q. Why?
A. Because otherwise you'll ruin the joke.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
OK, I have the best car out of everyone here (as far as I know). It's brand new, it's fast, it's loud, and it's MINE!
Seriously, a Jeep? An overglorified minivan Civic? Almost as bad as a Mini or Beetle Corolla? Boooring....
Alero all the way! Bring your cars, I'll school your asses
*strokes his ego* oh yeah....
[ June 28, 2001: Message edited by: The359 ]
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
A Jeep is an overglorified minivan? Dude, it can barely fit FOUR people. Unless you don't mind holding onto the sides ...
I've got a JVC KD-SX750 System. It's pretty damn nice, IMHO. Although I could use more speakers. Eh, maybe I'll get around to that this summer.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I'm talking a Cherokee, not a Wrangler!
Wrangler is nothing but a death trap.
And Liberty is fugly. Why didn't they come out with the VARSITY or COMMANDER instead?
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Bah! Foolz, get a Mustang! I wanna get one, that is if I don't decide to take my dad's chrysler and work on it.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Gee, all I'd like is a nice used 93 Saturn SL2. When I get it, perhaps I'll have a special bumper sticker made: "Perfectly comfortable with my penis size."
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Bumper stickers eh? I never think about them. I'd love to get a personalized licence plate. Now that you got me thinking about them, I'd have to say: Geek with a V8, clear the way!
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
"I may not hit bottom, but I'll scrape the sides." - Don Dias (my personal screen-saviour) Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And amazingly, most of you have girl trouble. What on earth could be the reason?
'Gee, all I'd like is a nice used 93 Saturn SL2. When I get it, perhaps I'll have a special bumper sticker made: "Perfectly comfortable with my penis size.'
Read the FAQ Shik.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Saturns are wonderful.....
And Mustangs... *drool*.... but only the REALLY new ones, or the REALLY old ones... there were MANY year of bad mustangs... pleh! But the new mustangs... yes........ VERY nice...........
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
Right, Liz, tad too many "...." there. Let's try and trim that down, shall we? Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
I saw something absolutely beautifull the other day in Auto Trader, a '73 Corvette for only $3800 canadian. It needs work on the engine and a new paintjob, but it looks so damn good, and I think it's worth it. When I get enough money I'm definitely gonna get one of those. Forget the old chrysler! Infinity is getting an old 'Vette!!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"And Mustangs... *drool*.... but only the REALLY new ones, or the REALLY old ones..."
Well, you're half-right, anyway... *shudders @ thought of the ubiquitous yuppie-filled new Mustangs*
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
The new Mustangs are a disgrace, they are so friggin ugly and box-like, almost as worse as the 80s Mustangs. The previous generation (mid-90s) Mustangs were much better looking.
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
as worse? I'm not even gonna dignify that with a reply.
And besides... if it wasn't going to make much of a difference, you wouldn't pay for it.... you're not THAT silly!