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MIB
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Sorry. I just saw the latest episode of South Park. LMAO.
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Malnurtured Snay
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No, shit is:

FUCK THE INTERIOR OF MY DOOR CORRODED AWAY AND NOW IT WON'T LOCK, WON'T OPEN, AND -- MOST IMPORTANTLY -- COST QUITE A TAD BIT TO GET FIXED FUCK ME!

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Dukhat
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Maybe you should trade in your jeep and get a nice Toyota Corolla like I have.

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"A film made in 2008 isn't going to look like a TV series from 1966 if it wants to make any money. As long as the characters act the same way, and the spirit of the story remains the same then it's "real" Star Trek. Everything else is window dressing." -StCoop
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PsyLiam
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A tad bit. Would the two words somehow cancel each other out?

I am not fucking you Jeff. Sorry.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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ARGH!

I won't buy another car. I love my Jeep, and I'm actually planning quite a bit of work over the next few years, including:

A 3" body lift and 33" tires.

A V6 engine (but not until I've paid it off)

A Royal Blue paint job.

Installation of foglights, sidesteps, new sound system, bug deflector, and anything else I think is pretty damn cool.

Repairs to my fender & door (URGENT!)

Anyway ...

Damn, Liam, you just ruined my fantasy. ::sigh::

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PsyLiam
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*looks at list of car modifications*

For god's sake Jeff, just have the penis enlargement operation and be done with it.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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If anything, I'd have to get a penis reduction surgery.

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Siegfried
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Oh, good cheese whiz, must everything come down to penis size?

Besides, I'm bigger!

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PsyLiam
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"If anything, I'd have to get a penis reduction surgery."

Sorry Jeff, but if you want to become a woman, shrinking it's not good enough. It'll have to come off. Unless you want to get it converted...

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Well, christ, Liam, I don't want a sex-change operation, it would just be nice to not have my prespective partner scream, "that thing's too big and it'll never fit!" and run away in terror.

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PsyLiam
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Maybe you should stop trying to shag talking mice then.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Siegfried
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Liam's post reminds my of a joke:

Q: Why should you always wrap your hamster up tightly in duct tape?

A: So the hamster doesn't explode when you screw it.

Thank you! Good night, ladies and gentlemen! I'll be here all week!

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Malnurtured Snay
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I know they've got funky accents, Liam, but even *I* don't call "Joisey" girls mice!!

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PsyLiam
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Open your eyes Jeff. Open them to reality.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Cartman
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'Course, with a Toyota Corolla (ahum), you wouldn't have to worry about reality too much.

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