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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
This is from "Pravda" of all places....

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/08/10/12267.html

Enjoy!

QRW
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Damn, Jordan, I thought you were dead ...
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
-Overheard a party-

Man 1: Like hey, what is that growing on your arm.

Man 2: A penis.

Man 1: Oh, right then. Really, what is it?

Man 2: A penis.

*silence*

Man 2: It's a penis you see. I had a wee bit of an accident back when I....

Man 1: Will you just stop now. Please.
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Jeff, no...I wasn't dead. Busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest for the past few months but definetly NOT dead. So, if any of ya'll wanna hook back up with me over ICQ, got a new number too. I screwed up transfering the old one to a laptop before I went down to KSC last month...

About the post - I don't know what's funnier: the fact this happened or that the Official Newspaper of the CPSU in the USSR is now running what amounts to tabloid news.

Be seeing you.

QRW.
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
What makes you think they were ever running anything else?

[ August 21, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]


 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Yeah, Pravda was printing those alien-invasion stories back in the early 90's, remember?
 
Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Well, it was in "Pravda" and pravda is Russian for "Truth" so, you do the math, skippy.

QRW.
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Damn, Jordan, I thought you were dead too.

Being 16 years old and having a penis growing out your arm? Ummm... wow. Think about how cold it is in Russia at times. We're talking major shrinkage here.

[ August 21, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]


 
Posted by Stingray (Member # 621) on :
 
Kinky stuff.

::refrains from saying anything else::

What were you down at KSC for, Quatre?
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Stingray: The launch of STS-104 last month.
 


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