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Quatre Winner
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This is from "Pravda" of all places....

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/08/10/12267.html

Enjoy!

QRW

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Malnurtured Snay
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Damn, Jordan, I thought you were dead ...

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Jay the Obscure
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-Overheard a party-

Man 1: Like hey, what is that growing on your arm.

Man 2: A penis.

Man 1: Oh, right then. Really, what is it?

Man 2: A penis.

*silence*

Man 2: It's a penis you see. I had a wee bit of an accident back when I....

Man 1: Will you just stop now. Please.

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Quatre Winner
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Jeff, no...I wasn't dead. Busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest for the past few months but definetly NOT dead. So, if any of ya'll wanna hook back up with me over ICQ, got a new number too. I screwed up transfering the old one to a laptop before I went down to KSC last month...

About the post - I don't know what's funnier: the fact this happened or that the Official Newspaper of the CPSU in the USSR is now running what amounts to tabloid news.

Be seeing you.

QRW.

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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What makes you think they were ever running anything else?

[ August 21, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]



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First of Two
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Yeah, Pravda was printing those alien-invasion stories back in the early 90's, remember?

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Quatre Winner
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Well, it was in "Pravda" and pravda is Russian for "Truth" so, you do the math, skippy.

QRW.

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Siegfried
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Damn, Jordan, I thought you were dead too.

Being 16 years old and having a penis growing out your arm? Ummm... wow. Think about how cold it is in Russia at times. We're talking major shrinkage here.

[ August 21, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]



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OnToMars
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Kinky stuff.

::refrains from saying anything else::

What were you down at KSC for, Quatre?

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Quatre Winner
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Stingray: The launch of STS-104 last month.

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"I never grabbed Pat Tallman's ass. But I swear to God she was grabbing mine every five minutes!" - Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar - B5)

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