Is CaptainMike new?
Has TMMoM always been TMMoM?
Where has FrankG gone?
Do we WANT to know where FrankG has gone?
and something I've always wanted to know: How do you pronounce, "pIn'a' Sov". What language is it. What does it mean?
Who is/was Malnurtured Snay!?!
Is CaptainMike new?
Has TMMoM always been TMMoM?
Where has FrankG gone?
Do we WANT to know where FrankG has gone?
and something I've always wanted to know: How do you pronounce, "pIn'a' Sov". What language is it. What does it mean?
"If you're not him and he's not you... WHO AM I!?! And WHO'S EATING THIS CHICKEN!?!"
Thankyou, thankyouverymuch...
I used to be MeGotBeer. Before that, I was JeffKardde. My real name has always been Jeff Benson. Live in Maryland, drive a Jeep, go to Towson University, scourge of conservatives everywhere.
Is CaptainMike new?
Apparently.
Has TMMoM always been TMMoM?
Ummm... don't know actually.
Where has FrankG gone?
Now known as Aethelwer, he's currently shopping.
Do we WANT to know where FrankG has gone?
Nope. He left for the grocery store muttering something about handcuffs, whipped creme, and Hershey's chocolate syrup.
How do you pronounce, "pIn'a' Sov". What language is it. What does it mean?
I don't know what it means or how you pronounce it, but pIn'a' Sov once remarked that he/she posted in the guise of a Caitian. That's why he/she was always purring.
You see, this is why I have opted to be, and shall always be, plain and simple Siegfried. I have no identity issues that prompt me to change my handle on a whim like Jeff Kardde/Jeff The Card/MeGotBeer/KattusMagnus/YoMommasHot and Fabrux/X-5-NC-17-69/Raisinfonnel/Mr. Christopher. 
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Originally posted by AndrewR:
"If you're not him and he's not you... WHO AM I!?! And WHO'S EATING THIS CHICKEN!?!"Thankyou, thankyouverymuch...
Now with regard to who you are, I think you'd know more about that than I would. As for the chicken; My bro and I had some chicken qasidias (spelling?) for dinner if that helps solve the mystery of who is eating the chicken.
Finally. To answer the question you presented in the title; My name is MIB. Whether or not I'm a REAL MIB is none of your concern. Real name is Alexander Johnston. I'm 16, (Hence the "Pissing people off since 1985!" slogan) and I'm currently stuck in the deepest depths of the 3rd world in the 1st world. (A.K.A. Georgia) I'm constantly dreaming about being free of this hell hole and being back in the northern mid-west if not Canada. I'm am currently being home-schooled, and I have narrowed down the things I want to do in my life to 3 or 4 things. (Game programer, journalist, or a talk radio host. I want Art Bell's job soooooo bad!!! Or a job with the Lego company would be cool too. )
My interests are Lego, sci-fi (As if that wasn't obvious), James Bond, video games, Anime (Also known by Mike Nelson and his followers as, "Japanimation." LOL. I love that word!)and learning more about the UFO conspiricy and how our government is trying to cover up evidence about it. I'm not kidding. Anyway, I'm a UFO/ALIEN/AREA51 buff and a blind follower to Jeff Karadde's political views. LOL j/k hmmmmm. I need to go read Is Our Children Learning? again. Gotta go. Be afraid! Be only slightly afraid!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Okay. Apparently, we have all gotta a peek into MIB's psyche. He has bared his soul to all of us here on Flare. To be honest, I'm quite scared.
scourge of conservatives everywhere
And deer. Can't forget the deer.
I, on the other hand, inspire a vague unsettling feeling in all three.
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: First of Two ]
Deer #1: "Here comes Jeff. Wow, look at that bumber on his Jeep."
Deer #2: "Well, I'm going to make my move..."
: eer #2 leaps at bumper::
Two Weeks Later (at the hip Deer Bar):
Deer #1: "And #2 just made his move man, got his brains splattered all over that beautiful front grille ..."
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
Marge:"Homie, promise me... no beer for a month"
Homer:"Fine... no deer for a month."
Marge:"Did you day beer or deer?"
My name is Michael, I'm 21, I am in the fifth year of a two-year Art degree program at a community college. I live in Rhode Island. I cashier at a Whole Foods Market. I previously was assistant store manager of an evil fast food restaurant. Since the manager and I had the same first name, he called me 'Number One' I've been called 'Captain' though ever since I wore a Trek uniform to school in 1997. I like it when girls call me Captain because thats how people know me. Most people know me as the guy who has lightsabers at the Free Summer Concerts. Ive met a lot of wierd girls this way. I lived on my own for a year and a half, but i moved in with my grandparents this month to finish school and avoid temptations that were getting me in trouble.
I like pie.
pIn'a'Sov looks like a Klingon word. If it were Klingon it would be pronounced something like 'peen-ah-shov' except with emphasis on one syllable, my Klingon is rusty so we better check.
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
I have been, and ever shall be, Omega.
What the hell. Here's a pic of me you can look at.
PLEASE LOVE ME!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I can see you.......
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
MIB: Dude, you're only 16? You look older than I am in that picture.
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: Dukhat ]
And yes. I'm only 16.
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
~LOZ
Hello, my name is Michael and I am a Trekkie. I'm a 19 year old Filipino living in the San Fernando Valley, a suburb of Los Angeles. I've been a Trekkie for 11 years and a comissioned officer for my Star Trek club for 8 years. I'm attending California State University Northridge and will be pursuing a poly sci major and a business minor in order to go to Loyola Law School for a JD/MBA degree. I like cars, guyz, cooking, and community activities.
Learn it the right way.
Second of all, to get ~somewhat~ back on topic, I feel those who felt the need to change their names must be insecure in their names. I, on the other hand, will always enjoy this name and be known as the "True Jeff" of these forums. It's a good thing JeffK changed his name. This forum ain't big enough for two Jeffs.
My name, on the other hand, really is Jeff. Well, Jeffrey. And that's a lot more Jeff then JeffRaven will ever really be.
Although I suspect he will name a son or two after me. Maybe even a daughter.
As for why I changed my name, I used "MeGotBeer" as an AOL e-mail for a long time, and I play on Counter-Strike as "Malnurtured Snay", so, hey ...
But, if JeffR really wants to be known as the "True Jeff", I'd be glad to change my name to "Jeff Benson" and kick his "JeffRaven" name out the nearest window.
[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
SO NYAH NYAH NYAH!
QED.
Anyway, my name is really Christopher.
And Omega already knows that Liz is relocating to Tennessee. And I don't doubt that the predicted (or, rather, postdicted) pants-creaming already happened. Not that I'm going to check...
Oh, and, to my knowledge, Monkeyboy never went by any other name here.
quote:
Okay, so I was wrong on the language of pIn'a'Sov's handle. So sue me.
I cannot discuss these matters out of court, on the advice of my Terrellian lawyers.
Oh, sure they may. We can always drag out the LOAOA. :-)
Well, looks like Omega's going to cream his pants (so to speak) when he hears that
So to speak.
Besides, what makes you think I didn't already know? We're going to a Newsboys concert if she moves. At her suggestion.
Hell, Omega still quotes me as 'JeffKardde'
I call "My Publicly Displayed Name" TEL, on the rare occasion that he posts. I call you Jeff, because that's your name, and Kardde, because I need to distinguish you from Raven. So
But only TSN has seen the fabled "pink bikini" picture that Omega lusts after.
HEY! She said there was no such picture!
*grumblegrumble*
quote:
Jeff, because that's your name
Woooooooohooooooooo!
::rubs it in Raven's face::
And if Omega is your real name ... well, it would explain quite a bit.
I have one question: a while back, people were talking about the identity of the Flareite "Phelps." Why was that so mysterious and important?
I was born in LaCrosse. How about you?[ October 03, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
For those that don't know, pIn'a'Sov is one of my countrymen, from the second largest town of Sweden, Gothenburg. That's right, he's west coast, I'm east coast. Come between us 'n you be illin'.
I don't know how old he is, I haven't consulted his bio.
I am currently listening to "You're Just a Baby" by Belle & Sebastian.
I currently look like an angry, surly, hairy New Yorker, which is fortunate since I'm an angry, surly, hairy western Connnecticut-ite. This seems to irk many people in central Pennsylvania, but it serves them right for naming the place the "Happy Valley."
I could answer more, but there's a reason I compiled all this shit in a central location--it's a pain in the fucking ass to repeat it all the time. If it matters so fecking much, go read it.
You can too by going here.
I love jazz.
My codename is Project 2501, and I am a life-form that was born in a sea of information.... nah, screw it, I'll give some of my real info for anyone that cares.
Gurgeh is a character from a sci-fi book by Iain M. Banks, "The Player of Games". My real name is Jamie O'Sullivan, from Ireland. I'm 23 years of age, I feel older. I finished college this year, a physics degree. At the moment I'm in my 3rd week of a 12 month traineeship with the ESA in the Netherlands. My interests are sci-fi, fantasy, music, and a million other things that I seem not to have had the discipline to explore in recent years. I've recently begun to understand the expression "to find oneself" from the 60's/70's, because I seem to be forgetting who I am/was. Memories seem so distant. It's kind of strange, really, almost like I was born yesterday.
Enough. Continue.
[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]
quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
My name is really Christopher. And I've seen the pictures of dear sweet Liz. I've seen those pictures many, many times. But only TSN has seen the fabled "pink bikini" picture that Omega lusts after.Anyway, my name is really Christopher.
Nice to meet you Christopher!
My real name is Alexander and I'm 21 (22 in 5 days) and I live in Nottingham, England. Mmm, what else can I say about myself? Been into Star Trek since TNG was released, like B5 and Star Wars, have nearly 50 books to read 
, go sailing, play snooker, doing a Business Administration degree at De Montfort University, am 5" 7' (give or take a bit), don't want to say my weight - until I weigh less , favourite colours are blue and green, and my favourite pass time is doing nothing constructive.
Probably a load more to tell about me but I've been up over 17 hours and I am caput!
Anyway, that's my bio - for now.
Q: Where can I get a copy of that "pink bikini" picture?
Oh yes . . . like reading (obviously from all the books that I have), writing (my bestselling novel will be out . . . sometime), hiking (when I can be arsed! HEHE!), camping (see previous and/or when I get a free weekend and no chance to sail), and I'm into computers (mostly games, for writing and surfing the Net).
Oh and I love these faces too
More updates soon!
[ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: akb1979 ]
), forget everything that you have heard or read about The Picture. Only members of The Inner Circle are allowed to see it.This message will self-destruct. *Chucks into recycle bin, whistlingly walks away*
How much cash will it take to catch a glimps of this Liz bikini picture?
quote:
How do you pronounce, "pIn'a' Sov". What language is it. What does it mean?
I don't know what it means or how you pronounce it, but pIn'a' Sov once remarked that he/she posted in the guise of a Caitian. That's why he/she was always purring.
Well Siegfried, I won�t sue you either, but TSN was right, it IS klingon, and it means what he said. I�m a 30 year old graduate student in history from Sweden, and my name is Thomas, and I NEVER made that remark
That's not to say I wouldn't want more girls here. Quite the opposite, in fact.
Although Steve McQueen would be a good person to be. Except the death part.
And if you are going to remember me for a starship design, have it be the Mustang Class USS Harbinger NCC-77590...
quote:
Originally posted by IDIC:
If you value your life (into which you have just given us a very insightful look
Aww! Can I join the inner circle or at least get copies of those pics? From everything that has been said - I think my life would be worth a look.
As for the insight to my life - I would just like to clarify that I am not fat - just a tad overweight at a little over 11 stone. I'd like to be between 10 - 10.5 stone and hope to be that within the next year.
[B}Bikini pics please!!![/B}
[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: akb1979 ]
And I would have a pic of my Mustang Class, except the upload site is gone 
You're not talking about Julie, are you?
and to make a long story short, I have paint chips embedded in my back.
Hmm. I have an idea...
The 'I like pie' that i reference started in Wizard: The Guide to Comics in 1994 i believe, when someone wrote them a three word letter on that subject. The Wizard editorial staff stuck the word balloon 'I Like Pie' on just about every picture they published or at least referenced it somewhere in every issue for like 4 years after that.
While we're back in the 'Who Are We' thread, I have a pice of information i could add to my 'who am i'
As we may or may not know from my short time here, I like attention. One of my more recognizable problems is that i cant really differentiate between good attention and bad attention. Peer pressure helps me to make the necessary bad decisions to get attention from people in wys that hurt me, because i need to be recognized and acclaimed by all those around me, or else i feel bad.
Basically, people are amused when i get really fucked up.
We all know about my costume concert escapades, and this has gotten my legend spread around the entire state of Rhode Island. I can visit schools in just about any town of our fair state and be recognized as 'the Captain' or at least as 'that guy from the concerts' or 'that drunk that hit on my little sister'
However, people I dont know are starting to know of me, and my legend has finally begun to spread across state lines. At the Newbury Comics and Records store in N. Attleboro, Mass. they have 'Employees Top Picks' shelves, and for no reason inparticular, one of them bears a picture of me at a concert with a bunch of kids and say 'Cap'n Mike's Favorite CDs' I havent seen it myself, but i have seen a picture somebody took when they recognized me. I hope to go up there soon.
I feel real special right now.
I know how he feels.
*Stabs himself in the genitals with a fork*
Ow.
Well, at least i still have my intact genitals.
Still, don't you hate it when someone has to have everyone look at them?
For once I've got a nickname I haven't wanted to change.
Liz:
You'll be much closer to me if you move east.(WOO-HOO)
He's also the current name for The Evil Lord. Who is evil.
I would like to purchase his bottling rights & all associated ones thereof.
My real name is Kurt. I live in California. I'm a graphic artist, by day (sinister super-villian by night). I'm a skosh older than the median age here, but since the doctors tell me I have the capacity of a six-year-old, it all works out. 6'5", 285lbs. (of pure chisled muscle.) I used to be a cool character. I used to play in a great band, and wear a suit, meet fast women and chat them up, drink martinis and dance all night. It's been awhile.
Balaam Xumucane is a character from an episodic science fiction story I've been working up to shooting (Mid-2002.) A while back I did a search online for other people who were creating science fiction universes, to get ideas about how to make my own. I came a cross Frank's Distant Horizon link, and poking around, wound up here. It was amazing to see people analyzing Star Trek so closely and critically, and I realized that here was a group of my target audience. Initially I was just gonna, try to make some friends here to have them check out the science and backstory for the show, but that hasn't really happened, yet. I've been having a great time talking about Star Trek and the science-fiction genres.
I don't want to shamelessly plug here, but if people are interested, I would love to get some feedback on it. It's called 'Our Place In The Shadows', and it's like a shadowy dystopian Star Trek with loads of conspiracies, turmoil, and even some magic. After seeing how well this board worked, I even put up my own message board. Anyway, if anyone is interested in helping me out, here's the link.
Right now the password 'tiberius' will get you all the way in. That will change at some point, so if you'd like a custom login go ahead and email me [email protected] .
ps- TurnOns:Cuddling up by the fire and long walks on the beach
TurnOffs:Terrorism and cruelty to animals.
[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]
*head explodes*