That would look so cool in my living room....
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
I don't know, I'd rather have the Calvin Klein male models lounging around in my living room instead of that.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
IMPORTANT REMINDER EVERYONE! Michael_T is HOMOSEXUAL, and likes to have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with OTHER MEN. (Important reminder ends.)
Don't worry if the reminder doesn't help, and you forget. Michael will be sure to remind us all again, profusely, as usual.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Seems like he likes men more than whale skeletons anyway.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Sounds like someone is a bit unsure of themself. Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Oh don't worry, I'll constantly remind the entire board over and over and over of my queerness every opportunity I get.
Posted by Pro. Portside (Member # 390) on :
he is asking only 350,000 what a deal!!!
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Oh just buy the damn thing and put it up on e-bay and make a profit.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I LIKE TO HAVE THE WOMEN SEX!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
LOL....oh my...
Sex fanboys...I wonder how that would go...Who's our resident expert on fanboyspeak?
[ January 24, 2002: Message edited by: Aban Rune ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Is this going to decend into a discussion about slash fanfiction?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
If you'd like...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
If you wish, I recount the time I read some slash fanfiction on Jake Sisko. In the course of five stories, he had a dream about Bashir, screwed a Bajoran guy, had sex with Nog, screwed and screwed and screwed with a Klingon Warrior-in-training, was raped by Cardassians, and got his groove-thang on with Wesley Crusher.
It was remarkably well written, too.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
And to think, Sieggy, all you'd have to do is guest star on an episode of Star Trek and you would recieve all matter of sexual gratification in written form within a day of the episode airing. Of course, a great percentage of with that might be with Malcolm Reed.
Posted by The Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
The fact that you read all the way though it rather disturbs me, Sieg.
Posted by The Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
On a related note, I don't think that I'd have the money for this thing, much less room for it. Perhaps the owning entity should have sold it on a private market. Or perhaps they should have sold the rights to attend an auction for the sale of it. *always thinking of a ways to capitalize on anything*
I think it would be really cool to buy it and paint it a bunch of psychadelic colors. Maybe cover it with that liquid inside of glowsticks and take it to a rave...hmmmmmmm, yes.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Oh yes, I can imagine it now as a "rave apperatus" for a big party... You might as well have it as a dining table centerpiece for the Vanderbilt house or Windsor Castle.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
As I said before, Antagonist, it was very well written. Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
I like men, too, though I prefer the Hugh Jackman type rather than Calvin Klein models. Anyone seen Kate & Leopold? Now that's the perfect man. Mmm...
[ January 31, 2002, 19:05: Message edited by: Tora Ziyal ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
You don't know slash until you've read erotic Pokemon fanfiction. I think we'd all guessed that Likitung played for both teams, but who'd have guessed that Jigglypuff woud be such a goer?
There's also a memorable piece where Buttercup catches Bubbles materbating, and then gets addicted to it, so much so that it interferes with her saving the day. What follows is a tale of responsibility and 5-year old incestuious lesbian shagging. Which is interesting. Especially as Blossom spends all her time disaproving.
The things you stumble upon when you're desperatly trying not to revise.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
*Can't believe what he just read*
I'll never be able to watch that cartoon the same way again. Thank you, dear Liam.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I once read a series(!) of "Sailor Moon" self-insertion fanfic where the kid was a 14-year-old hermaphrodite who liked having sex with the cats.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
That required a sig update...
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Yes, but does the person who has everything have this? Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Over $1500 plus expenses, and I didn't read anywhere that she provides proof of her virginity. Not worth the money I'll pass.
[ February 01, 2002, 12:08: Message edited by: Grokca ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Did he have sex with both cats at the same time? And wouldn't that blond one disaprove?
Cartman: Which cartoon? And if I could be bothered, I'd look for the Transformers self-instertion slash fiction I once found. Which was quite well written, except for two points.
1/ The writer forgot that Transformers are, on average, about 40 feet tall. 2/ The writer forgot that Transformers are robots, and therefore do not have "enormous fenders" (well, not all of them).
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
That good looking and still a virgin? Yeah rite.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I wish I'd known about that a while ago...
The auction ended half a year ago, so how comes you can still bid?
And call me crazy, but isn't this essentially paying for sex? And isn't that, y'know, prostitution? And isn't that illegal? And if you don't care, aren't there much cheaper and easier ways to go about it?
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
quote:Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay: Yes, but does the person who has everything have this?
I have it, just not in the way that you mean. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
You had Brenda's virginity?!
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
Yes indeed, I'm actually a 50-year-old man with too much money on my hands.
Posted by The Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
Wow, too bad God broke the mold when he made her. Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tora Ziyal: Yes indeed, I'm actually a 50-year-old man with too much money on my hands.
Could be worse...
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
Can't argue with you there.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Yup. You could be a 50-year-old man with too much money on my hands who writes Star Trek shash fiction.
Or Jeff, as he's also known.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Ziyal, my dear... what did you drink before going online?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I am not a 50-year old man, and what little Trek fan-fic I did write wasn't SLASH! Well, except for that little scene where Lt. PsyLiam and Lt. Michael T hooked up in the turbolift, but I only alluded to that.
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