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Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
Why I need this is a very long story, but believe it or not, this is actually rather important.

Does anybody have a picture of Homer Simpson in a military uniform? Or is able to acquire one?

I know there was that episode where he joined the Naval Reserve, that's the only one I can think of definitively where he was in uniform.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
The episode is "Simpson Tide", and a quick search on Google revealed no pictures of Seaman Simpson, sorry.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
So What's The Story (Morning Glory)?
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
Alright, here's the story. Though, as warning, I'm not supposed to be telling you this, as we're not supposed to tell anybody about what's required. So, if you ever happen to come across Arnold Air Society in your lives, deny all knowledge. Now that the entirely too suspicious preamble is out of the way:

I'm trying to join Arnold Air Society; a professional, honorary, service organization affiliated with the Air Force and AFROTC. The candidate process is semester long and there are numerous requirements to be accepted. Part of our requirements is to make a book filled with things as dictated by the current members of the AAS squadron. Each member has a list of things they want us to find and put in our books. One of them is Homer Simpson in a military uniform. All of our searches have been so far futile. If somebody could please make screen caps, of an episode w/ Homer in military uniform (the easiest probably being "Simpson Tide"), it would help us along quite a bit.

And I reiterate, though this may sound very stupid considering that (with the possible exception of one or two) none of you have any or ever had any contact with the Air Force, let alone Arnold Air Society, please keep this on the down-low. I hesitate to put this on a public forum at all, but you guys are probably the best bet to get a screencap at all. Thanks again.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
I'll see what I can do.
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Something like this?


 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Funny, that doesn't look like Homer...let alone in a military uniform.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Yes it does, The359.

How does it not look like Homer? How does that NOT look like a military uniform? If I'm not mistaken, the guy to his left is a Lieutenant ... ?
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
And Homer appears to be an E-4, Petty Officer 3rd Class.

BTW OnToMars, if I were joining the Air Force I wouldn't want anyone to know either. [Wink]
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Simspon, what is it that we're doing out here? Why are we HERE?"
"Peeeeaaaass..."
"Yes, peace, of course. But what's the best way to GET peace?"
"With a KNIFE!"
"Yes, that's IT!! The SWORD instead of the word!"
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Exactly. That is a vidcap from "Simpson Tide."
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Yes, Lee, I believe I mentioned that at the beginning of the thread ...
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
I know you did. I was just confirming it was.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I appreciate that, Lee. Now, where'd I put my peaaaaaassssssss?!
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
Thanks a bunch guys.

Just out of curiosity, is there any part of that episode where we see Homer in Class A's (his dress uniform)?

quote:
OnToMars, if I were joining the Air Force I wouldn't want anyone to know either.
::sigh:: Do you know how much of a damper being in the Air Force has put on my ability to make fun of the Air Force? Suprisingly, quite a bit. I watched the last twenty minutes or so of "A Few Good Men". Spent the next hour catching shit from my fellow AAS candidates and getting into arguments over which branch is better. But it's all good, as the Navy rocks. [Cool]
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Am I the only one who is seeing a FortuneCity logo, and not the Homer picture?
 


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