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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>thoughtcriminal84</b> <br /><small>Member # 480</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2002,2,1,13,28,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 01, 2002</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:28 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I didn't write it, but I it found worthy of posting:<br /><br />THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...<br /><br />1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I <br />DON'T forward a fucking email.<br /><br />2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward a fucking <br />e-mail.<br /><br />3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know <br />anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.<br /><br />4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more <br />than 50 people who are obviously as fucking stupid as me.<br /><br />5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca <br />Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 <br />people.<br /><br />6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER -- NEVER.<br /><br />7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not <br />STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an <br />e-mail to 10 or more people who are as fucking stupid as I am.<br /><br />8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England <br />collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free <br />and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR FUCKING POST CARDS, or <br />GET-WELL CARDS.<br /><br />9. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever <br />they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 <br />cents for every fucking e-mail we send.<br /><br />10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, clorful flowers, <br />characters, or program that I will rceive immediately after I forward an <br />e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!<br /><br />11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual <br />dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this <br />to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.<br /><br />12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by <br />telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. <br />If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will <br />burn before he picks up a fucking keyboard to pass it on.<br /><br />Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along <br />to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely <br />be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fucking <br />fall out!<br /><br />Just Kidding... <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Malnurtured Snay</b> <br /><small>Member # 411</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2002,2,1,13,33,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 01, 2002</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:33 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Hey, MIB, you might want to read this ... <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The359</b> <br /><small>Member # 37</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2002,2,1,15,3,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 01, 2002</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:03 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by thoughtcriminal84:<br /><strong>12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by <br />telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Jesus who? <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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