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Free ThoughtCrime America
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I didn't write it, but I it found worthy of posting:

THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...

1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I
DON'T forward a fucking email.

2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward a fucking
e-mail.

3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know
anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more
than 50 people who are obviously as fucking stupid as me.

5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca
Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10
people.

6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER -- NEVER.

7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not
STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an
e-mail to 10 or more people who are as fucking stupid as I am.

8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England
collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free
and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR FUCKING POST CARDS, or
GET-WELL CARDS.

9. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever
they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5
cents for every fucking e-mail we send.

10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, clorful flowers,
characters, or program that I will rceive immediately after I forward an
e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual
dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this
to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by
telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ.
If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
burn before he picks up a fucking keyboard to pass it on.

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along
to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely
be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fucking
fall out!

Just Kidding...

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Malnurtured Snay
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Hey, MIB, you might want to read this ...

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The359
The bitch is back
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quote:
Originally posted by thoughtcriminal84:
12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by
telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ

Jesus who?

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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