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Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

http://www.canoe.ca/TorontoNews/ts.ts-03-19-0013.html

This is my favourite line

quote:
"The victim felt it was important to comply with the suspect's demands because he thought she had a knife," he said.

Yes that is why I would not make her stop too.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Something illegal happened?

She must have skipped out without paying for the gas.

[Cool]

Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

Okay, I can't tell if the woman gave the boy a hand or an oral stimulation. Which one is it?

Maybe he was wearing this tee shirt...

[ March 19, 2002, 13:09: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I think it'd be safe to assume that it was oral sexual contact. From all of the sex safe programs I've had to either sit through or present, fellatio and cunniliguis are exclusively terms for oral stimulation of the genitals.

Hand jobs fall under the term masturbation, which is any stimulation of the genitals by use of the hands which can include penetration but not always. Other examples under this category include frottage, mutual masturbation, vaginal and anal fisting, penetration with foreign objects (sexual devices, Coke bottles, cigars), or penetration into foreign objects (vacuum cleaners, apple pie).

Sodomy includes the categories of oral sexual contact and anal sexual intercourse, although many states with sodomy laws on the books single out anal sexual intercourse and homosexual contact (both orally and anally).

What ever happening to just "making love?"

Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :

God, I'm in health class again...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Nope, you're just stuck in cyberspace with the Everpresent Resident Assistant. [Big Grin]

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

I wish it'd be the other way around, there are many nice girls in gas stations here.

-"Yes hello, 200 on Four and if you'd just hop up on the counter, lose that tight T-shirt..."

-"Certainly, sir, -Mike! Handle the customers, I'm taking 20 minutes with this guy."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"...there are many nice girls in gas stations here."

Obviously Sweden is not like the US. At least not this part...

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

siggy said:

quote:

Nope, you're just stuck in cyberspace with the Everpresent Resident Assistant.

Dude! You are also still the "Pomputuce of Love"
(or however it's spelled)

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Yeah, I'm still the Pompatus of Love. I guess I ought to consider getting my status line changed back to that sometime.

It's just that whenever sex is brought, I tend to revert back into RA mode and offer tips on safe sex and hand out my enormous supply of condoms that were collected from safe sex programs. And, if I have a banana handy, I can demostrate how to put it on (the banana, I mean).

Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

You don't have bannana flavored condoms by any chance?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Ummm... I'm afraid not. I do have some mint flavored ones, though. I like to call them my condomints. ::rimshot::

Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :

I've just heard on the news that the "person" in question who did the deed is not female, but is male dressed up as female. Oh boy. [Eek!]

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

That kid will be screwed-up.

"I can demostrate how to put it on (the banana, I mean)."

Yes, I want to know how to properly wear a banana. ::rimjob::

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

I have a large stockpile of strawberry-flavour if anyone wants them.

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

I will never understand the need for flavoured condoms. Rubber tastes like sh** no matter how you try to flavour it.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

My cat's breath smel...oh, never mind.

Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

So it was a guy in drag... was the kid good looking at least because he can always say he's the pretty boy that men and women go after.

Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :

Because that gets you in with the ladies! Better get here now, or I'll bumfuck a man! While supplies last!

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Ummm... yeah. What he said, I think.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

nevermind...

stupid back button bug

[ March 25, 2002, 08:25: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]