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Grokca
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http://www.canoe.ca/TorontoNews/ts.ts-03-19-0013.html

This is my favourite line
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"The victim felt it was important to comply with the suspect's demands because he thought she had a knife," he said.

Yes that is why I would not make her stop too.

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Kosh
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Something illegal happened?

She must have skipped out without paying for the gas.

[Cool]

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Mikey T
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Okay, I can't tell if the woman gave the boy a hand or an oral stimulation. Which one is it?



Maybe he was wearing this tee shirt...

[ March 19, 2002, 13:09: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]

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Siegfried
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I think it'd be safe to assume that it was oral sexual contact. From all of the sex safe programs I've had to either sit through or present, fellatio and cunniliguis are exclusively terms for oral stimulation of the genitals.

Hand jobs fall under the term masturbation, which is any stimulation of the genitals by use of the hands which can include penetration but not always. Other examples under this category include frottage, mutual masturbation, vaginal and anal fisting, penetration with foreign objects (sexual devices, Coke bottles, cigars), or penetration into foreign objects (vacuum cleaners, apple pie).

Sodomy includes the categories of oral sexual contact and anal sexual intercourse, although many states with sodomy laws on the books single out anal sexual intercourse and homosexual contact (both orally and anally).

What ever happening to just "making love?"

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The359
The bitch is back
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God, I'm in health class again...

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Siegfried
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Nope, you're just stuck in cyberspace with the Everpresent Resident Assistant. [Big Grin]

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Nim
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I wish it'd be the other way around, there are many nice girls in gas stations here.

-"Yes hello, 200 on Four and if you'd just hop up on the counter, lose that tight T-shirt..."

-"Certainly, sir, -Mike! Handle the customers, I'm taking 20 minutes with this guy."

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"...there are many nice girls in gas stations here."

Obviously Sweden is not like the US. At least not this part...

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Kosh
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siggy said:
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Nope, you're just stuck in cyberspace with the Everpresent Resident Assistant.

Dude! You are also still the "Pomputuce of Love"
(or however it's spelled)

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Siegfried
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Yeah, I'm still the Pompatus of Love. I guess I ought to consider getting my status line changed back to that sometime.

It's just that whenever sex is brought, I tend to revert back into RA mode and offer tips on safe sex and hand out my enormous supply of condoms that were collected from safe sex programs. And, if I have a banana handy, I can demostrate how to put it on (the banana, I mean).

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Mikey T
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You don't have bannana flavored condoms by any chance?

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-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Siegfried
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Ummm... I'm afraid not. I do have some mint flavored ones, though. I like to call them my condomints. ::rimshot::

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Saltah'na
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I've just heard on the news that the "person" in question who did the deed is not female, but is male dressed up as female. Oh boy. [Eek!]

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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That kid will be screwed-up.

"I can demostrate how to put it on (the banana, I mean)."

Yes, I want to know how to properly wear a banana. ::rimjob::

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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I have a large stockpile of strawberry-flavour if anyone wants them.

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