[ March 20, 2002, 16:19: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
oh, wait, you're SERIOUS??
Oh, man... oh, man...
Well, assuming you take this career path, it should be interesting to observe the development of your thought proccesses on certain issues over the next few years...
I should start archiving and saving all your posts to disk, right now. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Yeah, you probably should. I'll make you look like a left-winger.
"What? He jaywalked? Where's my carving knife!"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
So, is this your final decision, Jeff? If so, best of luck with it and congratulations.
Now if only someone could help me settle on a career. I stood in the Barnes & Noble computer section with my eyes glazed over from all the books on HTML, DHTML, XHTML, XML, UML, Rational Rose, CSS, Java, Java2, Jave 2 Enterprise Edition, Enterprise Java Beans, C, C++, C#, ASP, Visual Basic, JavaScript, Access, VBScript, ASP.NET, VB.NET, VBA, SQL, MySQL, Oracle, Unix, Delphi, Internet Information Servers, Exchange, TCP/IP topology, sweet goat porn, Windows, A+ certification, MSwhatever certification, J++, Weblogic, Dreamweaver, Cold Fusion...
I'm scared. Someone please hold me. Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Puh-leeze, Rob. I thought you would have a little more dignity towards someone's career path.
So I'm pondering a career as a bus driver. Sue Me.
[ March 20, 2002, 22:29: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Are you serious, Tahna? Be a cop. Drive someone else's car as rough as you can. Carry a gun
[ March 21, 2002, 08:14: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
I never thanked anyone for my career thread, where it was pointed out that the US has the largest doctor-to-motorbike-daredevil ratio in the world.. lol..
I'd love to be a cop, but there are just a couple of laws i cant seem to follow, let alone enforce.
Well, maybe three.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Sieg: I didn't know that there were books on sweet goat porn. That sounds like a lucrative career, one where you can grab it by the horns and ride into success.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
after reading this thread, i found myself slipping the phrase 'sweet goat porn' into sentences all night... after about the sixth time i said it, Leanne had nothing to say except that she thought i must masturbate a lot. good conversation starter....
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
YES! The sweet, sweet goat porn is invinsible! W00t and all that jazz.
I'm such a baaaaaaaaahd boy. Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"Ok, so a cop, a motorcycle daredevil and a goat pornographer started a thread in a message board.. oh youve heard this one?"
seriously, the goat porn industry is one of few not affected by the economic downturn. only a few businesses are doing so well right now (such as American Flag Printer, Cipro Manufacturer, Gas Mask Sales and then Goat Pornographer, filling the void left by the tech stock failures
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Personally, I was thinking about this, or this. Posted by Tec (Member # 136) on :
I'm with you Jeff, only have to do my grad year and I'm there. Snay I hope that carrying a gun and being rough on a city car are not the only reasons you want to be a cop.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Of course not ... I get to shoot people, too.
Sorry, just appealing to Rob there ...
No, they're very low on why I want to be a cop. I just want to help people, and it seems a very good way to do it.
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Gigalos - Helping ugly women, men and transies feel wanted since 1346.
Just a thought.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I've been to DC, that's the last place I'd want to be a cop.
Come to wild wonderful West Virginia. We haven't had a cop killed here in several years. Pay isn't that good, but you have a lot of places to run the Jeep, over mountains and through mud.
I have to admit that the West Virginia State Police treated me with respect, as they put the cuffs on my wrists. The cop made sure that they weren't to tight, and was nice to me the whole time.
The one time I was pulled over fort speeding, the cop said, "Well, I've been writing tickets for 80 and 90 all day, since you were only doing 70, I'll just give you a warning ticket".
That was very cool, since he had me dead to rights, doing 70 in a 55 zone. The same highway is now a 70 zone.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Certainly there are risk to urban departments, but after I put in a few years with DC or Baltimore, just about any department in the States would give their right AND left arms for an officer with the experience I'd've earned.
Er, what'd you get arrested for, Kosh?
[ March 22, 2002, 19:04: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
If your gonna be a cop, I have one piece of advice for you. Don't get into the police brutality stuff. a few years ago a couple of cops in the city south of my town, dropped a guy off at the edge of town in january, it was -33 degrees celcius (no idea what that is in the states) but he had only a t-shirt and a pair of sweats on, no shoes. needless to say he was found frozen solid the next morning, and the cops are just now getting fired. I toyed with being a cop a when i came of age, but i dismissed the idea because about the most action in this town is rounding up rowdy drunks at the shopping mall.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I won't chain prisoners up to a lamp-post and leave then when officers from another jurisdiction are late in showing up to pick them up Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Sounds more like Batman's style (which would be one of my top five careers)
Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I wouldn't mind being a Ghetto Superstar. It's a pretty open field, wouldn't you say?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Yeah, but I think you'd have to spell it "supastar". Yo.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Some guy not too far from me got whacked by three guys he reneged on a record deal with. They the gansta' supa'stas, yo.
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