Well, assuming you take this career path, it should be interesting to observe the development of your thought proccesses on certain issues over the next few years...
I should start archiving and saving all your posts to disk, right now.
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So, is this your final decision, Jeff? If so, best of luck with it and congratulations.
Now if only someone could help me settle on a career. I stood in the Barnes & Noble computer section with my eyes glazed over from all the books on HTML, DHTML, XHTML, XML, UML, Rational Rose, CSS, Java, Java2, Jave 2 Enterprise Edition, Enterprise Java Beans, C, C++, C#, ASP, Visual Basic, JavaScript, Access, VBScript, ASP.NET, VB.NET, VBA, SQL, MySQL, Oracle, Unix, Delphi, Internet Information Servers, Exchange, TCP/IP topology, sweet goat porn, Windows, A+ certification, MSwhatever certification, J++, Weblogic, Dreamweaver, Cold Fusion...
I'm scared. Someone please hold me.
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Puh-leeze, Rob. I thought you would have a little more dignity towards someone's career path.
So I'm pondering a career as a bus driver. Sue Me.
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I never thanked anyone for my career thread, where it was pointed out that the US has the largest doctor-to-motorbike-daredevil ratio in the world.. lol..
I'd love to be a cop, but there are just a couple of laws i cant seem to follow, let alone enforce.
Well, maybe three.
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Sieg: I didn't know that there were books on sweet goat porn. That sounds like a lucrative career, one where you can grab it by the horns and ride into success.
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after reading this thread, i found myself slipping the phrase 'sweet goat porn' into sentences all night... after about the sixth time i said it, Leanne had nothing to say except that she thought i must masturbate a lot. good conversation starter....
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YES! The sweet, sweet goat porn is invinsible! W00t and all that jazz.
I'm such a baaaaaaaaahd boy.
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"Ok, so a cop, a motorcycle daredevil and a goat pornographer started a thread in a message board.. oh youve heard this one?"
seriously, the goat porn industry is one of few not affected by the economic downturn. only a few businesses are doing so well right now (such as American Flag Printer, Cipro Manufacturer, Gas Mask Sales and then Goat Pornographer, filling the void left by the tech stock failures
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I'm with you Jeff, only have to do my grad year and I'm there. Snay I hope that carrying a gun and being rough on a city car are not the only reasons you want to be a cop.
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