Oh no! The local town ravens have picked her eyes out, there are only dark, gaping holes lepht!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
As my friend told me, she looked like a Goth smack addict.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Actually, she looks like breakfast sausage wrapped in cellophane.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I know of no breakfast sausages with arms. Or breasts, for that matter.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: Actually, she looks like breakfast sausage wrapped in cellophane.
Stop it, you're making me hungry.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Breakfast burritos with Cameron Diaz?
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I have no idea why she wore that, it is not a very flattering outfit.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Maybe I'm missing something, but the only problem I see is that her eyes look like they've been circumscribed in half-inch thick blue-black lines. Other than that, she looks fine. Which is odd in itself, because I've never thought Gwyneth Paltrow was very attractive...
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Anyone here see Royal Tennenbaums. That's why her makeup looks the way it does. I actually like the way she looks. Say what you will about the dress, I find her shapes to be rather compelling.
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
I didn't watch the Oscars so I'm still clueless about this whole Gwenyth Paltrow thing, but...wasn't the dress see-through...and she wasn't wearing a bra?
Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
I personally think she looks quite gorgeous there.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I'd still want to see her wear a different top. She just looked strange when she and Ethan Hawke walked on stage to present an Oscar. I thought I had X-ray vision.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Actually, that pick I found wasn't THAT bad - I guess it's because it was taken when she arrived - but during the night that dress made her breasts look like she'd slept on them for a few hours - they were all misshapen and that dress looked like she had covered them in clingwrap! Not a good look... and NO I wasn't talking about her eye make up :rollseyes:
If you saw her during the oscars or at interviews afterwards (like that one with that gay prat intern on Leno) my first line "ugly bags of mostly water" fits quite nicely!
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