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Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on :

I had my ear cut open today by a flying shard of wood from the power saw. It nearly ripped my left earlobe off.

So we went to the emergency room, and they sewed it back on. I got a bunch of novacaine, and I'm on pain pills.

I hate this fucking house. Not only is it costing me a bundle, and making me go insane with working on it, but now it's physically attacking me.

Woe. I am now deformed. We'll see how bad it looks in a few days...

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

Next on Fox

When good wood goes bad

Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :

Next thing you know, the walls will start to bleed. Er, hopefully not because of your blood.

Tell us when the ownerless voices begin.

Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

Wow. I had a real sense of deja vu when I read this post. . . I had to check the date to make sure it wasn't a renewed old thread.

Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :

Yeah me too, that bit about the maiming wood almost gave me a hard-on.

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

A hard one? Geez, the fantasies people have these days...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or chop? [Smile]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Ouch. The worse my parents' house ever did to me was part of the bathroom ceiling falling in on me as I was taking a shower. At least, you're okay.

Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. [Smile]

[ July 03, 2002, 10:43: Message edited by: Topher ]

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

[ July 03, 2002, 11:39: Message edited by: The359 ]

Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :

Cool...

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

No such thing as "Bad Wood".

Give the swelling time to go down, it will look better.

Houses are little more then Black Holes for money.

[Cool]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

quote:
We played Operation

Guess you buzzed.

My parents' home nearly severed my left little finger when I was 4.

Never grab the rail of the door to pull yourself up so you'll be tall enough to reach the button.

On the first day of kindergarten, no less.

Posted by Raw Cadet (Member # 725) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kosh:
Give the swelling time to go down, it will look better.

Are you referring to the ear, or what you mentioned above your quoted remark?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

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No such thing as "Bad Wood".

If you're in the men's gym shower in high school, then there is indeed such a thing as "bad wood." Not that I speak from experience or anything.