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Free ThoughtCrime America
Senior Member
Member # 480

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I had my ear cut open today by a flying shard of wood from the power saw. It nearly ripped my left earlobe off.

So we went to the emergency room, and they sewed it back on. I got a bunch of novacaine, and I'm on pain pills.

I hate this fucking house. Not only is it costing me a bundle, and making me go insane with working on it, but now it's physically attacking me.

Woe. I am now deformed. We'll see how bad it looks in a few days...

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Grokca
Senior Member
Member # 722

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Next on Fox

When good wood goes bad

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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David Templar
Saint of Rabid Pikachu
Member # 580

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Next thing you know, the walls will start to bleed. Er, hopefully not because of your blood.

Tell us when the ownerless voices begin.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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Wow. I had a real sense of deja vu when I read this post. . . I had to check the date to make sure it wasn't a renewed old thread.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Yeah me too, that bit about the maiming wood almost gave me a hard-on.

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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A hard one? Geez, the fantasies people have these days...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or chop? [Smile]

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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Ouch. The worse my parents' house ever did to me was part of the bathroom ceiling falling in on me as I was taking a shower. At least, you're okay.

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. [Smile]

[ July 03, 2002, 10:43: Message edited by: Topher ]

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

[ July 03, 2002, 11:39: Message edited by: The359 ]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Wraith
Zen Riot Activist
Member # 779

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Cool...

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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No such thing as "Bad Wood".

Give the swelling time to go down, it will look better.

Houses are little more then Black Holes for money.

[Cool]

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Question Authority, Authoritatively.
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EMSparks

Shalamar:
To save face, keep lower half shut.

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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quote:
We played Operation

Guess you buzzed.

My parents' home nearly severed my left little finger when I was 4.

Never grab the rail of the door to pull yourself up so you'll be tall enough to reach the button.

On the first day of kindergarten, no less.

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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Raw Cadet
Member
Member # 725

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quote:
Originally posted by Kosh:
Give the swelling time to go down, it will look better.

Are you referring to the ear, or what you mentioned above your quoted remark?

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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No such thing as "Bad Wood".

If you're in the men's gym shower in high school, then there is indeed such a thing as "bad wood." Not that I speak from experience or anything.

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