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Thoughtchopper
Member # 480
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I had my ear cut open today by a flying shard of wood from the power saw. It nearly ripped my left earlobe off.
So we went to the emergency room, and they sewed it back on. I got a bunch of novacaine, and I'm on pain pills.
I hate this fucking house. Not only is it costing me a bundle, and making me go insane with working on it, but now it's physically attacking me.
Woe. I am now deformed. We'll see how bad it looks in a few days...
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Grokca
Member # 722
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Next on Fox
When good wood goes bad
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David Templar
Member # 580
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Next thing you know, the walls will start to bleed. Er, hopefully not because of your blood.
Tell us when the ownerless voices begin.
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Wow. I had a real sense of deja vu when I read this post. . . I had to check the date to make sure it wasn't a renewed old thread.
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Nim Pim
Member # 205
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Yeah me too, that bit about the maiming wood almost gave me a hard-on.
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Cartman
Member # 256
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A hard one? Geez, the fantasies people have these days...
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or chop?
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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Ouch. The worse my parents' house ever did to me was part of the bathroom ceiling falling in on me as I was taking a shower. At least, you're okay.
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Topher
Member # 71
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. [ July 03, 2002, 10:43: Message edited by: Topher ]
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The359
Member # 37
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? [ July 03, 2002, 11:39: Message edited by: The359 ]
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Wraith
Member # 779
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Cool...
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Kosh
Member # 167
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No such thing as "Bad Wood".
Give the swelling time to go down, it will look better.
Houses are little more then Black Holes for money.
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First of Two
Member # 16
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quote: We played Operation
Guess you buzzed.
My parents' home nearly severed my left little finger when I was 4.
Never grab the rail of the door to pull yourself up so you'll be tall enough to reach the button.
On the first day of kindergarten, no less.
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Raw Cadet
Member # 725
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quote: Originally posted by Kosh: Give the swelling time to go down, it will look better.
Are you referring to the ear, or what you mentioned above your quoted remark?
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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quote: No such thing as "Bad Wood".
If you're in the men's gym shower in high school, then there is indeed such a thing as "bad wood." Not that I speak from experience or anything.
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