The year is 1998. Or 1997. Or 1999. It is of no importance. There is a computer. To take advantage of the new technologies, the owner of this computer seeks out the new-fangled machinery programs that the kids like, and stumbles upon ICQ.
Almost immediately after, the owner decides that most people on the interweb are retarded. The owner also wins an award for understatement for this deduction. The owner hermeticizes.
The year is 2002. The owner, apparently having forgotten the events of three years prior, decides to install it again.
165142895.
Feel free to make me feel wanted, and happy, and cool, and hip, and urbane, and all of the things that come with the hip world of instant messaging.
Also, I have Trillian, so if you've gone another route, and absolposimustly speak to the big UMP, because, he's so damn cool. And sexy. Oh. Yes, PM the big UMP, so that he can do the things that need to get done.
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Posted by Red BWC (Member # 818) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus Pym: 165142895.
Hold on...
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Ok, good.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Somehow, I don't get that "oh so joyful" feeling down in my pants when I think of the possibility of getting nekkid pictures of Ultra Magnus.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Perhaps because your pants are now loose fitting, due to excercise and fun!
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
quote:Feel free to make me feel wanted, and happy, and cool, and hip, and urbane, and all of the things that come with the hip world of instant messaging.
What's the catch?
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
The naked bit
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
I am going to pretend that UM did not ask if we would like to see him naked.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
My pants ain't loose-fitting due to exercise and fun, although my khaki shorts have a tendency to fall down now. Good thing I don't wear them when I eat out at Hooters, or that'll be another restaurant I'm banned from for life.
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
Another restaurant? What restaurants have you already been banned from?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Let's see. As of today, I'm no longer welcomed at the following restaurants: the Chipotle at Sage Road & Richmond Avenue the Atomic Burrito at Richmond Avenue & Timmons Lane the Bennigan's at Kirby Drive & Southwest Freeway the Taco Cabana at Old Spanish Trail & Main Street the McDonald's at Cullen Boulevard & Elgin Street, Main Street & Richmond Avenue, Huffmeister Road & Cypress-North Houston Road, Senate Avenue & Northwest Freeway, and Almeda-Genoa Road & Gulf Freeway the Whataburger at FM 1960 Road & Jones Road and Southwest Freeway & Weslayan Road the Sonic at Old Spanish Trail & Kirby Drive the Subway at Wheeler Avenue & Scott Street, Main Street & Southmore Drive, and Waugh Drive & Allen Parkway the Quiznos at Studemont Drive & Washington Avenue and all Houston-area Taco Bells.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote: I am going to pretend that UM did not ask if we would like to see him naked.
Is this just because no-one asks to see you naked any more Chuckie?
Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on :
But why were you banned? Falling shorts alone do not merit a ban.
Posted by Edipissed Wrecks (Member # 510) on :
quote:But why were you banned? Falling shorts alone do not merit a ban.
well, all those places are pretty famous for gassy foods.... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:But why were you banned?
Two words: midget sex. Posted by CaptainMike: Director's Edition (Member # 709) on :
< ralph wiggum] I heard that you went to a restaurant and ate all the food until they ran out of food, and they had to close the restaurant
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