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The year is 1998. Or 1997. Or 1999. It is of no importance. There is a computer. To take advantage of the new technologies, the owner of this computer seeks out the new-fangled machinery programs that the kids like, and stumbles upon ICQ.
Almost immediately after, the owner decides that most people on the interweb are retarded. The owner also wins an award for understatement for this deduction. The owner hermeticizes.
The year is 2002. The owner, apparently having forgotten the events of three years prior, decides to install it again.
165142895.
Feel free to make me feel wanted, and happy, and cool, and hip, and urbane, and all of the things that come with the hip world of instant messaging.
Also, I have Trillian, so if you've gone another route, and absolposimustly speak to the big UMP, because, he's so damn cool. And sexy. Oh. Yes, PM the big UMP, so that he can do the things that need to get done.
"for free xxx porn see im me back "
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quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus Pym: 165142895.
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Somehow, I don't get that "oh so joyful" feeling down in my pants when I think of the possibility of getting nekkid pictures of Ultra Magnus.
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Perhaps because your pants are now loose fitting, due to excercise and fun!
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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quote:Feel free to make me feel wanted, and happy, and cool, and hip, and urbane, and all of the things that come with the hip world of instant messaging.
What's the catch?
-------------------- ".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO
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My pants ain't loose-fitting due to exercise and fun, although my khaki shorts have a tendency to fall down now. Good thing I don't wear them when I eat out at Hooters, or that'll be another restaurant I'm banned from for life.
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Let's see. As of today, I'm no longer welcomed at the following restaurants: the Chipotle at Sage Road & Richmond Avenue the Atomic Burrito at Richmond Avenue & Timmons Lane the Bennigan's at Kirby Drive & Southwest Freeway the Taco Cabana at Old Spanish Trail & Main Street the McDonald's at Cullen Boulevard & Elgin Street, Main Street & Richmond Avenue, Huffmeister Road & Cypress-North Houston Road, Senate Avenue & Northwest Freeway, and Almeda-Genoa Road & Gulf Freeway the Whataburger at FM 1960 Road & Jones Road and Southwest Freeway & Weslayan Road the Sonic at Old Spanish Trail & Kirby Drive the Subway at Wheeler Avenue & Scott Street, Main Street & Southmore Drive, and Waugh Drive & Allen Parkway the Quiznos at Studemont Drive & Washington Avenue and all Houston-area Taco Bells.
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quote: I am going to pretend that UM did not ask if we would like to see him naked.
Is this just because no-one asks to see you naked any more Chuckie?
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Two words: midget sex.
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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< ralph wiggum] I heard that you went to a restaurant and ate all the food until they ran out of food, and they had to close the restaurant
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