I didn't know today was the 19th.... My anniversery.... Ooppps... shit fuck... she isn't too pissed though....
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Ah... I'm confused a bit... who are you celebrating an anniversary with again?
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
His wife, maybe? no, seriously happy aniversary.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Thanks... All better now, nice dinner, something later....
Gotta get my fix before she returns from her errand....
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
The first thing that popped into my mind when I read that title was... bestiality.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
The first thing that entered my mind upon reading this was:
If you've forgotten your anniversary, and your wife isn't too annoyed, then for God's sake don't try and atagonise her by wandering off to post the information on a Star Trek forum.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Nope, computer was off when she got home from her errand.... I fucked up once today, let alone a second time.... She's sleeping now, so I am still safe....
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I'll grant that I could conceiveably be confusing you w/ someone else, but aren't you the one always bemoaning the fact that your wife left you?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
First wife, yes, she did, lives in AZ with my son.... Second wife, nope, not yet, lives in PH with me... Third wife, mmm, haven't gotten this far yet....
I am missing my son, not the first wife.... I am so fucking tired of being nothing but a voice or an image...
Anybody live in the Tucson area???
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Um heh...
"Hi, you don't know me, but I'm a fellow Trek-freak friend of your Father's... don't mind me... mind if I use your computer?" Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
screwed the pooch, pounded the puppies, raped the k-9, fucked the dog. These all mean goofing off, not doing anything when you are supposed to be working, do you consider it to mean "in trouble?"
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
This is, this is vile!!!
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
Isn't it amazing what expressions and phrases people come up with? Why can't we just say "I've goofed" or "fucked up big time"? I seriously thought this guy had screwed his poor dog! Wierd, just plain weird . . .
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I've only ever heard "screw the pooch" mean "fuck up".
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
In all my time living in Los Angeles, I've never heard that term used to state a blunder... more like having sex with a dog. Then again, Angelenos have their own strange phrases.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
i've heard "screw the pooch" all my life, half of which was in west palm beach, florida and the other half in cincinnati, ohio.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
I remember hearing that phrase in "The Right Stuff" about Grissom's Mercury mission. I thought it meant 'sink the capsule.'
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I picked it up in the army, as a term for fucking thing up...
Like a goat rope being a cluster fuck....
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I've never heard that one. But, then, one time I used "clusterfuck" on the 'net, and people didn't understand it.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
I don't have a reference, but I read that an air force pilot who "screwed the pooch" had died in a test flight crash. That probably spread to the regular air force for "Top Gun" and then got more popular later on.
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