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I didn't know today was the 19th.... My anniversery.... Ooppps... shit fuck... she isn't too pissed though....
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Ah... I'm confused a bit... who are you celebrating an anniversary with again?
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His wife, maybe? no, seriously happy aniversary.
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Thanks... All better now, nice dinner, something later....
Gotta get my fix before she returns from her errand....
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The first thing that entered my mind upon reading this was:
If you've forgotten your anniversary, and your wife isn't too annoyed, then for God's sake don't try and atagonise her by wandering off to post the information on a Star Trek forum.
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Nope, computer was off when she got home from her errand.... I fucked up once today, let alone a second time.... She's sleeping now, so I am still safe....
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I'll grant that I could conceiveably be confusing you w/ someone else, but aren't you the one always bemoaning the fact that your wife left you?
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First wife, yes, she did, lives in AZ with my son.... Second wife, nope, not yet, lives in PH with me... Third wife, mmm, haven't gotten this far yet....
I am missing my son, not the first wife.... I am so fucking tired of being nothing but a voice or an image...
Anybody live in the Tucson area???
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screwed the pooch, pounded the puppies, raped the k-9, fucked the dog. These all mean goofing off, not doing anything when you are supposed to be working, do you consider it to mean "in trouble?"
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Isn't it amazing what expressions and phrases people come up with? Why can't we just say "I've goofed" or "fucked up big time"? I seriously thought this guy had screwed his poor dog! Wierd, just plain weird . . .
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In all my time living in Los Angeles, I've never heard that term used to state a blunder... more like having sex with a dog. Then again, Angelenos have their own strange phrases.
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