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Posted by Identity Crisis (Member # 67) on September 18, 2002 07:58 PM:
 
In another (now locked) thread Timo wrote:
"Timo Saloniemi (try reading that as a pseudonym!)"

Well Timo Saloniemi is an anagram of "I steal mini moo" which suggests some rather worrying cattle mutilation habits...

I'll just go and take my pills....
 

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Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on September 18, 2002 08:06 PM:
 
This has to do with Starships and Technology how?...
 

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on September 18, 2002 08:16 PM:
 
Haven't you heard of the Timo-class warbird

Or was that the Timo-class Risian pleasure ship!?!
 

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Posted by Starship Freak (Member # 293) on September 18, 2002 08:17 PM:
 
Well, he IS the moderator...and finnish...However, cattlemutilation? The fins are known in sweden for three things: Sauna, vodka, and knifefights. Wonder which applies to dear old innocent Timo?
 

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Posted by Timo (Member # 245) on September 18, 2002 10:32 PM:
 
Actually, I come from a long line of cattle mutilators. Daddy heads the Veterinary Faculty here at the University of Helsinki, and sure enough, I've had the urge to steal some of the aaaaadorable mini-moos from the Faculty Hospital every now and then. But dad keeps telling me that animals require proper care, and what I could provide just does not meet the standards of bovine habitability.

I could try swine, though.

Timo Saloniemi
 

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on September 18, 2002 11:29 PM:
 
No, no, no, Timo. Swine requires a type three phase inverter for proper mutilation. Cattle only requires a type five owing in part to their four internal digestion processors. Completely incompatible.
 

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Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on September 18, 2002 11:59 PM:
 
Timo's dad works at Bovine University.
 

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Posted by Capped In Mic (Member # 709) on September 19, 2002 02:40 AM:
 
thats the best thing anyones said all week!
 

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Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on September 19, 2002 08:14 AM:
 
This is a fine demonstration of a subspace computer malfunction, caused by repeated blows to the main processor with a tritanium bat.
 

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Posted by Timo (Member # 245) on September 19, 2002 02:32 PM:
 
Or pouring of ngaan-flavored milkshake into it. C'mon, let's move this malfunction somewhere else. The Lounge, I guess.

Timo Saloniemi
 

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on September 19, 2002 02:59 PM:
 
What the fuck are you people on?
 

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Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on September 19, 2002 04:35 PM:
 

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Originally posted by Timo:
Or pouring of ngaan-flavored milkshake into it. C'mon, let's move this malfunction somewhere else. The Lounge, I guess.

Timo Saloniemi

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