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In another (now locked) thread Timo wrote: "Timo Saloniemi (try reading that as a pseudonym!)"
Well Timo Saloniemi is an anagram of "I steal mini moo" which suggests some rather worrying cattle mutilation habits...
I'll just go and take my pills....
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Well, he IS the moderator...and finnish...However, cattlemutilation? The fins are known in sweden for three things: Sauna, vodka, and knifefights. Wonder which applies to dear old innocent Timo?
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Actually, I come from a long line of cattle mutilators. Daddy heads the Veterinary Faculty here at the University of Helsinki, and sure enough, I've had the urge to steal some of the aaaaadorable mini-moos from the Faculty Hospital every now and then. But dad keeps telling me that animals require proper care, and what I could provide just does not meet the standards of bovine habitability.
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No, no, no, Timo. Swine requires a type three phase inverter for proper mutilation. Cattle only requires a type five owing in part to their four internal digestion processors. Completely incompatible.
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quote:Originally posted by Timo: Or pouring of ngaan-flavored milkshake into it. C'mon, let's move this malfunction somewhere else. The Lounge, I guess.
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excuse me while i spit into my hand for a moment...
*pffffffffffft*
NCC-29402? wtf!
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