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Identity Crisis
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In another (now locked) thread Timo wrote:
"Timo Saloniemi (try reading that as a pseudonym!)"

Well Timo Saloniemi is an anagram of "I steal mini moo" which suggests some rather worrying cattle mutilation habits...

I'll just go and take my pills....

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Veers
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This has to do with Starships and Technology how?...

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AndrewR
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Haven't you heard of the Timo-class warbird [Smile]

Or was that the Timo-class Risian pleasure ship!?! [Smile]

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Starship Freak
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Well, he IS the moderator...and finnish...However, cattlemutilation? The fins are known in sweden for three things: Sauna, vodka, and knifefights. Wonder which applies to dear old innocent Timo?

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Timo
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Actually, I come from a long line of cattle mutilators. Daddy heads the Veterinary Faculty here at the University of Helsinki, and sure enough, I've had the urge to steal some of the aaaaadorable mini-moos from the Faculty Hospital every now and then. But dad keeps telling me that animals require proper care, and what I could provide just does not meet the standards of bovine habitability.

I could try swine, though.

Timo Saloniemi

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Siegfried
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No, no, no, Timo. Swine requires a type three phase inverter for proper mutilation. Cattle only requires a type five owing in part to their four internal digestion processors. Completely incompatible.

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Grokca
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Timo's dad works at Bovine University.

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capped
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thats the best thing anyones said all week!

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David Templar
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This is a fine demonstration of a subspace computer malfunction, caused by repeated blows to the main processor with a tritanium bat.

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Timo
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Or pouring of ngaan-flavored milkshake into it. C'mon, let's move this malfunction somewhere else. The Lounge, I guess.

Timo Saloniemi

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The359
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What the fuck are you people on?

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Toadkiller
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quote:
Originally posted by Timo:
Or pouring of ngaan-flavored milkshake into it. C'mon, let's move this malfunction somewhere else. The Lounge, I guess.

Timo Saloniemi

-Makes vague wiping motion, as if brushing something off his shirt -

Best. Book. Ever.

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capped
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excuse me while i spit into my hand for a moment...

*pffffffffffft*

NCC-29402? wtf!

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