Seeing as your campaign doesn't seem to be getting anywhere I thought I would send you this to give you some pointers and possilby kick start the campaign.
Didn't you know he was the one that has set up Iraq, motivates the Palistinians and other Arabs, plans with the Chinese, and is behind all ethnic, religious, and political strife already???
He held a generals rank and rode in a tank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank... Can you guess his name.....
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
* Church lady voice* "Oh I don't know maybe, Satan!"
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Sympathy For The Rob
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo) I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made (whoo whoo)
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah Oh Yeah (whoo whoo) But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo, whoo whoo) (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo) ..........
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Rob 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste (whoo whoo) Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo) Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah (whoo whoo)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo, whoo) But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)............
Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah (whoo whoo, whoo whoo) (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........ Oh yeah! (whoo, whoo) (whoo whoo, whoo, whoo)
Tell me baby,(whoo whoo) what's my name Tell me honey,(whoo whoo) can ya guess my name Tell me baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name I tell you one time, (whoo whoo) you're to blame
Oh, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who (whoo whoo) Alright (whoo whoo) Woo, whoo who(whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Oh, yeah (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Oh yeah, ah whats my name (whoo whoo) Tell me, baby, what's my name (whoo whoo) Tell me, sweetie, what's my name (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Oh, yeah! Whoo whoo Whoo whoo
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
You. Need. Help.
Actually, I've been considering dropping my campaign for Dictator in favor of trying to incite a war.
FundieWar: In which all the light atheists, agnostics, deists, and people of all faiths who actually BELIEVE in tolerance rise up and slay the Fundies of all religions.
Sound like fun?
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Do we get sharpened crosses, cresent moons and stars of david? Oh and Buddha bombs.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
But why would we have to carry around a big lower-case letter "t"?
Posted by Akira (Member # 850) on :
I want the Holy Hand Gernade
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
"FundieWar: In which all the light atheists, agnostics, deists, and people of all faiths who actually BELIEVE in tolerance rise up and slay the Fundies of all religions."
Themselves becoming fundies and replacing the old ones.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Yep, those Fundamentalist Tolerationists are evil bastards. . .
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
[ September 23, 2002, 20:15: Message edited by: TSN ]
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
Not to derail all the joy and goodness that is this thread, but who where is
quote: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
from originally? I know it was one of Hunter Thompson's lines, but I always assumed he cribbed it from some famous novel...he was using it in the fifties, so it predates the song. Was it Fitzgerald?
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: Tolerationists
People who admire Tolers!! I like it!!
quote: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
First line from "Sympathy For The Devil" by The Rolling Stones. One of their few good songs.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
quote:I just discovered this! Now, I actually have a CHANCE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO takes breath OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
I'm two years too young to take advantage of this, this time around. I won't be Constitutionally eligible until the 2008 election.
Unless there's a crisis and an election in 2006. Or an amendment.
Hmm....
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Kosh: He said "I know it was one of Hunter Thompson's lines, but I always assumed he cribbed it from some famous novel...he was using it in the fifties, so it predates the song."
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I need to accually read some of Hunter Thompsons work, instead of depending on the movie.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I am not the hugest fan of Dr. Thompson, but Fear & Loathing is a book that everyone should read. Well, maybe not everyone. Lots of people, though.