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Seeing as your campaign doesn't seem to be getting anywhere I thought I would send you this to give you some pointers and possilby kick start the campaign.
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Didn't you know he was the one that has set up Iraq, motivates the Palistinians and other Arabs, plans with the Chinese, and is behind all ethnic, religious, and political strife already???
He held a generals rank and rode in a tank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank... Can you guess his name.....
-------------------- "You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus "Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo) I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made (whoo whoo)
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah Oh Yeah (whoo whoo) But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo, whoo whoo) (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo) ..........
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Rob 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste (whoo whoo) Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo) Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah (whoo whoo)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo, whoo) But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)............
Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah (whoo whoo, whoo whoo) (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........ Oh yeah! (whoo, whoo) (whoo whoo, whoo, whoo)
Tell me baby,(whoo whoo) what's my name Tell me honey,(whoo whoo) can ya guess my name Tell me baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name I tell you one time, (whoo whoo) you're to blame
Oh, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who (whoo whoo) Alright (whoo whoo) Woo, whoo who(whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who (whoo whoo) Oh, yeah (whoo whoo) Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Oh yeah, ah whats my name (whoo whoo) Tell me, baby, what's my name (whoo whoo) Tell me, sweetie, what's my name (whoo whoo)
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Actually, I've been considering dropping my campaign for Dictator in favor of trying to incite a war.
FundieWar: In which all the light atheists, agnostics, deists, and people of all faiths who actually BELIEVE in tolerance rise up and slay the Fundies of all religions.
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"FundieWar: In which all the light atheists, agnostics, deists, and people of all faiths who actually BELIEVE in tolerance rise up and slay the Fundies of all religions."
Themselves becoming fundies and replacing the old ones.
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-------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword
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-------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword
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Not to derail all the joy and goodness that is this thread, but who where is
quote: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
from originally? I know it was one of Hunter Thompson's lines, but I always assumed he cribbed it from some famous novel...he was using it in the fifties, so it predates the song. Was it Fitzgerald?
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