I'm not sure what to make of this (I.E. how much I should smirk), but I received this in my e-mail today.
"Hello, If you are a time traveler in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 2 or similar technology I need a RELIABLE SOURCE! I will also need a transduction capacitor. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: [email protected] with your cost if this applies to you. Please do not bother replying if you are unreliable as, I will need these items within 48 earth hours from the time you contact me. I prefer someone with access to teleportation. WDmkL
Veja abaixo as informa��es enviadas por ([email protected]) em: Sexta-feira, 27 de Setembro de 2002, �s 06:16:02"
It's better than godspam, anyway. Wish I got more mail that was written by insane people.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
what the fuck? (im surprised that i got the italics part correct, considering the fact that i'm smashed. hey, i can still type!)
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
Humour him and respond. See if he wants a flux capacitor as well.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
So, I responded. I hope he replies to this:
Nathan3113...
Clearly you are a fool who doesn't deserve any aid. Didn't they teach you anything at Null Haven? Or did you even attend? It seems quite unlikely. You didn't even use basic encryption, much less Hobb's cipher.
If you are genuine, then the following message should be no problem to decrypt.
Use iteration kappa rho to decrypt. Simplistic instructions, yes?
The ciphertext contains all the relevant information you need.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I think this particular message has passed beyond its originator, and is now being spread around by all sorts of people.
Posted by Akira (Member # 850) on :
iteration kappa rho try that on google maybe you could decrypt it lol
who does this guy (time traviler) think he is
this cracks me up
Posted by Akira (Member # 850) on :
[snips] > Hello, > ... If > you are a Time Traveler who has the Dimensional Warp Generator > #52 4350a wrist watch, the XK memo replica or similar technology > I need your help.
If you're even *considering* the XK memo replica, you need more help than I can offer. Even the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a is an odd choice for taking your life back after it's been destroyed by evil Aliens. The 52 4350a has a substandard klonorizor and is likely to take somebody *else's* life back and give it to you. Unless you're willing to take the risk of being, say, William Bendix for the rest of your life, go ahead. If you want reasonable assurance you're taking *your* life back, you'd best use the 62 4350b. Also, XK doesn't make the memo replica anymore. I think Dimensional ran 'em out of business.
Hope this helps.
Joe Myers "Of course, I could be an evil Alien just steering you wrong. heh-heh-heh" (this is from google)
[ September 28, 2002, 15:40: Message edited by: TSN ]
Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
I guess some people really DO need extreme therapy!! Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Gaaaaah. Stupid UBB.
n/m
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I haven't tried the turkey spam yet.... the idea of spam still sickens me....
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Whoever originated that message, is either:
1). a total genius
or
2). a total fruitcake
They say the line between insanity and brilliance is so thin it can't be drawn. I'm fairly inclined to believe 'm.
Posted by Jack_Crusher (Member # 696) on :
quote:Originally posted by Free ThoughtCrime America: I'm not sure what to make of this (I.E. how much I should smirk), but I received this in my e-mail today.
"Hello, If you are a time traveler in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 2 or similar technology I need a RELIABLE SOURCE! I will also need a transduction capacitor. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: [email protected] with your cost if this applies to you. Please do not bother replying if you are unreliable as, I will need these items within 48 earth hours from the time you contact me. I prefer someone with access to teleportation. WDmkL
Veja abaixo as informa��es enviadas por ([email protected]) em: Sexta-feira, 27 de Setembro de 2002, �s 06:16:02"
It's better than godspam, anyway. Wish I got more mail that was written by insane people.
Is this guy retarded? To do this, you would at least need a DimenCom A10-40 Flux Modulator coupled with a China Comm Flux Wave Capacitor. And that isn't even going into synaptic re-integrators and paradox counter-balancers.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Yes, and I thought people used the internet for constructive/useful purposes, like porn. or posting on the best sci fi forum, at gods only knows what time of night...
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