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I'm not sure what to make of this (I.E. how much I should smirk), but I received this in my e-mail today.
"Hello, If you are a time traveler in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 2 or similar technology I need a RELIABLE SOURCE! I will also need a transduction capacitor. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: [email protected] with your cost if this applies to you. Please do not bother replying if you are unreliable as, I will need these items within 48 earth hours from the time you contact me. I prefer someone with access to teleportation. WDmkL
Veja abaixo as informa��es enviadas por ([email protected]) em: Sexta-feira, 27 de Setembro de 2002, �s 06:16:02"
It's better than godspam, anyway. Wish I got more mail that was written by insane people.
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EdipisReks
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what the fuck? (im surprised that i got the italics part correct, considering the fact that i'm smashed. hey, i can still type!)
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So, I responded. I hope he replies to this:
Nathan3113...
Clearly you are a fool who doesn't deserve any aid. Didn't they teach you anything at Null Haven? Or did you even attend? It seems quite unlikely. You didn't even use basic encryption, much less Hobb's cipher.
If you are genuine, then the following message should be no problem to decrypt.
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I think this particular message has passed beyond its originator, and is now being spread around by all sorts of people.
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[snips] > Hello, > ... If > you are a Time Traveler who has the Dimensional Warp Generator > #52 4350a wrist watch, the XK memo replica or similar technology > I need your help.
If you're even *considering* the XK memo replica, you need more help than I can offer. Even the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a is an odd choice for taking your life back after it's been destroyed by evil Aliens. The 52 4350a has a substandard klonorizor and is likely to take somebody *else's* life back and give it to you. Unless you're willing to take the risk of being, say, William Bendix for the rest of your life, go ahead. If you want reasonable assurance you're taking *your* life back, you'd best use the 62 4350b. Also, XK doesn't make the memo replica anymore. I think Dimensional ran 'em out of business.
Hope this helps.
Joe Myers "Of course, I could be an evil Alien just steering you wrong. heh-heh-heh" (this is from google)
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I guess some people really DO need extreme therapy!!
-------------------- Lister: Don't give me the "Star Trek" crap! It's too early in the morning. - Red Dwarf "The Last Day"
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quote:Originally posted by Free ThoughtCrime America: I'm not sure what to make of this (I.E. how much I should smirk), but I received this in my e-mail today.
"Hello, If you are a time traveler in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 2 or similar technology I need a RELIABLE SOURCE! I will also need a transduction capacitor. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: [email protected] with your cost if this applies to you. Please do not bother replying if you are unreliable as, I will need these items within 48 earth hours from the time you contact me. I prefer someone with access to teleportation. WDmkL
Veja abaixo as informa��es enviadas por ([email protected]) em: Sexta-feira, 27 de Setembro de 2002, �s 06:16:02"
It's better than godspam, anyway. Wish I got more mail that was written by insane people.
Is this guy retarded? To do this, you would at least need a DimenCom A10-40 Flux Modulator coupled with a China Comm Flux Wave Capacitor. And that isn't even going into synaptic re-integrators and paradox counter-balancers.
-------------------- Fry- How will we get out of this? George Takei's head- Maybe we can use some kind of auto-destruct code like one-A, two-B, three-C... (Bender's head blows up) Bender- Now everybody knows! -Futurama's obligatory Star Trek episode
Registered: Aug 2001
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Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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Yes, and I thought people used the internet for constructive/useful purposes, like porn. or posting on the best sci fi forum, at gods only knows what time of night...
-------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
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