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Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :

Thank you, thank you! Post 750! My goodness, what a run it's been. I wanted to do a special post for number 750, just like comic books do. Just like in Superman #750 I would like to kill off several major beloved characters of the boards.

It will be a collectors item! Behold: After several issues of rambling fights and silly rhetoric, Psyliam is killed by a stray, pointed barb from First of Two's conservative Chainsaw! My god, the humanity! But wait! Snay comes to the rescue, and runs First over with a muddy jeep! Jesus Christ Snay! Slow down there, buddy!

Ultra Magnus Pym kills himself while being forced to watch Jean Claude Van Damage movies. I don't blame you there, pal!

Sol System escapes the carnage to his headquarters, the Sizer-Space! It's like the phantom zone, except with philosophy books, and a better view.

At least one of our German posters is killed by a wave of anti-Star Trek propaganda. Poor fella, the shock was just too great!

Our female posters are all flirted to death by horny geeks. A painful way to go, I hear.

TSN seems to be fine through all this mayhem. All attacks simply bounce off his manly hindquarters!

Captain Mike doesn't need any help destroying himself! He's doing fine!

And Finally, Free Thoughtcrime America dies after valiantly trying to save his comic book collection in a fire, burning his wise-acre ass to a fucking crisp, and causing the women of the world to weep in dismay. Tis a sad day. A sad day indeed.

Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :

Sign me up for the edition with the lenticular cover! By Alex Ross's assistant's neighbour!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"TSN seems to be fine through all this mayhem. All attacks simply bounce off his manly hindquarters!"

Well, um... That's good. I think...

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

*glad I'm not important enough to be on that list*

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Comic Book Guy's Review:

First of Two killed by a JEEP? Ridiculous! Laughable! Worst plotline since Maximum Clonage! Who's the lunatic that thought of this think he is, Peter David?

You KNOW a Jeep can't kill Fo2. Like Doomsday, he'll just come back again, meaner and stronger. With bionics or something.

And Liam has more incarnations than Captain Britain! Grant Morrison will just bring one in from another alternate Earth.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

** agrees with The359 **

Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :

Don't worry. Anybody I forgot will be in the sequel: Crisis With Infinite Geeks!

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I can hardly wait.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

What the hell?

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

fuck, Siegfried, fuck

Posted by Herr Kapitan Mike (Member # 709) on :

I warn you, my power is great!

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

quote:
fuck, Siegfried, fuck

If this is command, there are no women around willing to get to know me better. If this is an offer, sorry, but you aren't my type. [Big Grin]

Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
What the hell?

i'm guessing you've never seen Crank Yankers.

Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :

No, I take it you have. I don't know if that's a good thing.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I've seen about five minutes of Crank Yankers. I do not wish to see it again. A naked puppet masturbating to a tech support call is not something I want to watch.

Posted by Herr Kapitan Mike (Member # 709) on :

on the other hand, i'm masturbating just imagining such a thing. on the other hand no less.

Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Snay:
No, I take it you have. I don't know if that's a good thing.

how dare you presume that i was addressing you! the quote i was responding to was quite clearly from Siegfried. you have my permission to suck it officially, Snay [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :

How are those nice boots of yours feeling, edipis, my boy? A little tight around the sides, eh?

Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :

whoops, did i forget the "everything Edipis has ever said on this forum has been a joke so this probably is too" emoticon? did you notice the ironic use of the rolling eyes emoticon? i'm rolling my eyes at my own post!

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

Perhaps you could make a special Emoticon of yourself? [Wink]