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Thank you, thank you! Post 750! My goodness, what a run it's been. I wanted to do a special post for number 750, just like comic books do. Just like in Superman #750 I would like to kill off several major beloved characters of the boards.
It will be a collectors item! Behold: After several issues of rambling fights and silly rhetoric, Psyliam is killed by a stray, pointed barb from First of Two's conservative Chainsaw! My god, the humanity! But wait! Snay comes to the rescue, and runs First over with a muddy jeep! Jesus Christ Snay! Slow down there, buddy!
Ultra Magnus Pym kills himself while being forced to watch Jean Claude Van Damage movies. I don't blame you there, pal!
Sol System escapes the carnage to his headquarters, the Sizer-Space! It's like the phantom zone, except with philosophy books, and a better view.
At least one of our German posters is killed by a wave of anti-Star Trek propaganda. Poor fella, the shock was just too great!
Our female posters are all flirted to death by horny geeks. A painful way to go, I hear.
TSN seems to be fine through all this mayhem. All attacks simply bounce off his manly hindquarters!
Captain Mike doesn't need any help destroying himself! He's doing fine!
And Finally, Free Thoughtcrime America dies after valiantly trying to save his comic book collection in a fire, burning his wise-acre ass to a fucking crisp, and causing the women of the world to weep in dismay. Tis a sad day. A sad day indeed.
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*glad I'm not important enough to be on that list*
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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First of Two killed by a JEEP? Ridiculous! Laughable! Worst plotline since Maximum Clonage! Who's the lunatic that thought of this think he is, Peter David?
You KNOW a Jeep can't kill Fo2. Like Doomsday, he'll just come back again, meaner and stronger. With bionics or something.
And Liam has more incarnations than Captain Britain! Grant Morrison will just bring one in from another alternate Earth.
-------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword
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-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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I warn you, my power is great!
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If this is command, there are no women around willing to get to know me better. If this is an offer, sorry, but you aren't my type.
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quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: What the hell?
i'm guessing you've never seen Crank Yankers.
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