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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Seven arrested for having 'sex in a row'

Milan police have arrested seven men they found allegedly having sex linked together in a line.

Officers discovered the men, all aged 20 to 30, during a routine patrol along a city-centre highway.

They have been charged with indecent public action and released on bail.

A police investigation report says the men, who have not been named, were "completely naked, standing on their knees and linked together in a sexual game between a very busy street and a city park".

Officers have revealed the professions of the seven, Il Nuovo website reports.

They were a journalist, musician, nurse, stylist, driver and two unemployed men.
(Ananova)

Hm. Am I the only one who immediately thought the report would read, "Their professions are: the Cop, the Indian, the Biker, the Construction Worker..."

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

What the hell... don't the Italians use bedrooms anymore? I know they run on their own time, but even I'd calm myself and take a few minutes to go indoors.

Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :

"What the hell... don't the Italians use bedrooms anymore?"

This from a man whose status line includes "shag" and "anywhere".

You'd like Italy.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

quote:

Hm. Am I the only one who immediately thought the report would read, "Their professions are: the Cop, the Indian, the Biker, the Construction Worker..."

LOL

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

There's no need to feel down.

Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :

Everything for men to enjoy.

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

I said I'd at least wait to get indoors.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Surely that wouldn't be "anywhere" then?

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

We thought Milan was fairly normal, until we got a taxi back from our anniversary dinner and found out that the road outside our hotel was the main drag (!) for transvestite and transexual prositutes. Or that's what our driver said they were. Some of them looked pretty good, which probably proves it. Attractive prostitutes? They must have been men.

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

Who knew that for a country that is known for Roman conquests, Ferrari's, and pasta, they can also be known for having fine looking drag queens and transvestites.

Posted by EvilTree (Member # 1027) on :

I think drag queens and transvestites qualify in most Eastern Bloc countries. [Wink]

Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :

Uh... Italy isn't actually in Eastern Europe y'know. It's actually quite westerly.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Quite.

Although that doesn't necessarily negate his statement in and of itself. :-) Per se. Fa-faah, fa-fafa-fafaah.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Wraith, speaking of transvestites/transexuals I noticed your status line... "May contain nuts" [Smile]

Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :

[Razz]

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Then again, 'e may not contain nuts....

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nim:
Per se. Fa-faah, fa-fafa-fafaah.

What does that end bit mean? Or where is it from?