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First of Two
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Seven arrested for having 'sex in a row'

Milan police have arrested seven men they found allegedly having sex linked together in a line.

Officers discovered the men, all aged 20 to 30, during a routine patrol along a city-centre highway.

They have been charged with indecent public action and released on bail.

A police investigation report says the men, who have not been named, were "completely naked, standing on their knees and linked together in a sexual game between a very busy street and a city park".

Officers have revealed the professions of the seven, Il Nuovo website reports.

They were a journalist, musician, nurse, stylist, driver and two unemployed men.
(Ananova)


Hm. Am I the only one who immediately thought the report would read, "Their professions are: the Cop, the Indian, the Biker, the Construction Worker..."

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Mikey T
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What the hell... don't the Italians use bedrooms anymore? I know they run on their own time, but even I'd calm myself and take a few minutes to go indoors.

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Cartman
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"What the hell... don't the Italians use bedrooms anymore?"

This from a man whose status line includes "shag" and "anywhere".

You'd like Italy.

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Kosh
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quote:

Hm. Am I the only one who immediately thought the report would read, "Their professions are: the Cop, the Indian, the Biker, the Construction Worker..."

LOL

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The_Tom
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There's no need to feel down.
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Cartman
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Everything for men to enjoy.
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Mikey T
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I said I'd at least wait to get indoors.

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PsyLiam
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Surely that wouldn't be "anywhere" then?

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Lee
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We thought Milan was fairly normal, until we got a taxi back from our anniversary dinner and found out that the road outside our hotel was the main drag (!) for transvestite and transexual prositutes. Or that's what our driver said they were. Some of them looked pretty good, which probably proves it. Attractive prostitutes? They must have been men.

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Mikey T
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Who knew that for a country that is known for Roman conquests, Ferrari's, and pasta, they can also be known for having fine looking drag queens and transvestites.

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I think drag queens and transvestites qualify in most Eastern Bloc countries. [Wink]

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Wraith
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Uh... Italy isn't actually in Eastern Europe y'know. It's actually quite westerly.

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Nim
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Quite.

Although that doesn't necessarily negate his statement in and of itself. :-) Per se. Fa-faah, fa-fafa-fafaah.

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AndrewR
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Wraith, speaking of transvestites/transexuals I noticed your status line... "May contain nuts" [Smile]

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Wraith
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[Razz]

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