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First of Two
Member # 16
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Seven arrested for having 'sex in a row'
Milan police have arrested seven men they found allegedly having sex linked together in a line.
Officers discovered the men, all aged 20 to 30, during a routine patrol along a city-centre highway.
They have been charged with indecent public action and released on bail.
A police investigation report says the men, who have not been named, were "completely naked, standing on their knees and linked together in a sexual game between a very busy street and a city park".
Officers have revealed the professions of the seven, Il Nuovo website reports.
They were a journalist, musician, nurse, stylist, driver and two unemployed men. (Ananova)
Hm. Am I the only one who immediately thought the report would read, "Their professions are: the Cop, the Indian, the Biker, the Construction Worker..."
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Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge
Member # 144
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What the hell... don't the Italians use bedrooms anymore? I know they run on their own time, but even I'd calm myself and take a few minutes to go indoors.
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Cartmaniac
Member # 256
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"What the hell... don't the Italians use bedrooms anymore?"
This from a man whose status line includes "shag" and "anywhere".
You'd like Italy.
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Kosh
Member # 167
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quote: Hm. Am I the only one who immediately thought the report would read, "Their professions are: the Cop, the Indian, the Biker, the Construction Worker..."
LOL
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The_Tom
Member # 38
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There's no need to feel down.
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Cartmaniac
Member # 256
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Everything for men to enjoy.
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Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge
Member # 144
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I said I'd at least wait to get indoors.
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Surely that wouldn't be "anywhere" then?
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Lee
Member # 393
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We thought Milan was fairly normal, until we got a taxi back from our anniversary dinner and found out that the road outside our hotel was the main drag (!) for transvestite and transexual prositutes. Or that's what our driver said they were. Some of them looked pretty good, which probably proves it. Attractive prostitutes? They must have been men.
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Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge
Member # 144
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Who knew that for a country that is known for Roman conquests, Ferrari's, and pasta, they can also be known for having fine looking drag queens and transvestites.
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EvilTree
Member # 1027
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I think drag queens and transvestites qualify in most Eastern Bloc countries.
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Wraith
Member # 779
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Uh... Italy isn't actually in Eastern Europe y'know. It's actually quite westerly.
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Nim
Member # 205
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Quite.
Although that doesn't necessarily negate his statement in and of itself. :-) Per se. Fa-faah, fa-fafa-fafaah.
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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Wraith, speaking of transvestites/transexuals I noticed your status line... "May contain nuts"
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Wraith
Member # 779
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Ritten
Member # 417
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Then again, 'e may not contain nuts....
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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quote: Originally posted by Nim: Per se. Fa-faah, fa-fafa-fafaah.
What does that end bit mean? Or where is it from?
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