today i had my last substance abuse counseling group. i have officially completed 9 months of random drug tests and all my hours of restitution for my crime.
ironically enough, i saw Asia, the girl who got me in trouble in the first place, today for the first time in ages. she's a dope.. just goes to show ya, girls ain't worth gettin in trouble for.. there wasn't anything between us except for need.. now she wont even talk to me like a human being.
i have the last laugh though, since her drug tests are going to continue until she turns 18, and that's a ways off.. hopefully she'll learn something from this.
but now, i have a loving girlfriend who is an of-age sex fiend and the freedom to take anything i want with fear of urinary evaluation. the summer is wide open.. and my girlfriend said she'd be willing to bring another girl home with us or let me be Jabba to her slave girl Leia, which we are assembling the costume for.. and everyone has been smoking me up to celebrate my freedom
Freedom is great.. i won't go so far to say 'god bless america' (especially since fucked up laws of this country are what got me into this).. but.. well, yay!
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"i have a loving girlfriend who is an of-age sex fiend..."
Guess that explains the sudden status line switch. 8)
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Another girl home?
Oh boy.
But be sure to check for Proper ID of course. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
And here, I had a root canal this summer.
Wait. Not a real one.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
omglol1!!!
got picz?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
if charles hadnt disallowed the font> tag in status lines, i would've just gone with this one C after a while of this 6
oh well..
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
You're going to have sex in a Jabba the Hutt costume?
You had to reveal that to me when I've just eaten?
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
...Technically, he revealed it twelve hours before you even dug in, Correction Boy.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Hey, at least he isn't swearing off girls...
I remember when I had my last threesome... drink lots of coffee or red bull.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: ... drink lots of coffee or red bull.
Hrmm, might be time for them to reassess their marketing.
Red Bull gives you...
[ June 25, 2003, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
I recomend an Irish woman or two. Nothing like an of-age Irish sex fiend (or two). Can't beat the Gaelic moaning.
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: I remember when I had my last threesome... drink lots of coffee or red bull.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"I remember when I had my last threesome..."
UP THE TRIPLE BUTT!
(I plagiarize myself. For great justice.)
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
It is to the point where I require royalties. Or a plastic boob bottle.
Milkshakes right out the nipple.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Hmmm... Plastic boob-bottles.
Beer. Boobs. All in one bottle.
Ya know, this just might work!
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: It is to the point where I require royalties. Or a plastic boob bottle.
Milkshakes right out the nipple.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
This whole damn thread is one big orgy! Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
or possibly a foursome.. my GF and i made out with 2 other girls the other night.. it was pretty wierd she seemed more into it than i was but we stopped cuz they werent old enough.
wierd.
yay orgy thread!
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I HAVE SO MUCH SEX ALL THE TIME!
EVERYONE CARES!
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
quote:Originally posted by CaptainMike: but we stopped cuz they werent old enough.
Words to live by.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
You know, I don't think I could ever be involved in a threesome... I don't want to share! Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Thanks again, Internet!
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
quote:...I don't want to share! [/QB]
And yet...you will, with this, with us.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Mother always said to share. Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
NO.
Tomorrow is day off. There will be Firstsex in the morning, it has been determined.
I say this only to put as many of you off your feed as possible.
Then I will go to Pittsburgh and buy comic books.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Of course it's in the morning. It's FIRST sex. I mean, DUH. When ELSE would you have firstsex, the afternoon? Der. Really, Rob.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Oh god I thought it read fistsex in the morining, not firstsex. That would be one hell of a way to wake up in the morining.
Words to shag by: Sharing is caring.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Firstsex? I didn't know Rob was a virgin. Explains a few things, though...
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
It's like First Breakfast, and second breakfast, and 11's...
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Congrats Cappy! I was busted once, but I didn't have to do most of what you did.
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