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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709

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today i had my last substance abuse counseling group. i have officially completed 9 months of random drug tests and all my hours of restitution for my crime.

ironically enough, i saw Asia, the girl who got me in trouble in the first place, today for the first time in ages. she's a dope.. just goes to show ya, girls ain't worth gettin in trouble for.. there wasn't anything between us except for need.. now she wont even talk to me like a human being.

i have the last laugh though, since her drug tests are going to continue until she turns 18, and that's a ways off.. hopefully she'll learn something from this.

but now, i have a loving girlfriend who is an of-age sex fiend and the freedom to take anything i want with fear of urinary evaluation. the summer is wide open.. and my girlfriend said she'd be willing to bring another girl home with us or let me be Jabba to her slave girl Leia, which we are assembling the costume for.. and everyone has been smoking me up to celebrate my freedom

Freedom is great.. i won't go so far to say 'god bless america' (especially since fucked up laws of this country are what got me into this).. but.. well, yay!

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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"i have a loving girlfriend who is an of-age sex fiend..."

Guess that explains the sudden status line switch. 8)

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Another girl home?

Oh boy.

But be sure to check for Proper ID of course. [Wink]

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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And here, I had a root canal this summer.

Wait. Not a real one.

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Harry
Stormwind City Guard
Member # 265

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omglol1!!!

got picz?

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709

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if charles hadnt disallowed the font> tag in status lines, i would've just gone with this one
C after a while of this
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oh well..

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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You're going to have sex in a Jabba the Hutt costume?

You had to reveal that to me when I've just eaten?

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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...Technically, he revealed it twelve hours before you even dug in, Correction Boy.

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Mikey T
Driven
Member # 144

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Hey, at least he isn't swearing off girls... [Big Grin]

I remember when I had my last threesome... drink lots of coffee or red bull.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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quote:
Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge:
... drink lots of coffee or red bull.

Hrmm, might be time for them to reassess their marketing.

Red Bull gives you...

[ June 25, 2003, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]

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Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

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I recomend an Irish woman or two. Nothing like an of-age Irish sex fiend (or two). Can't beat the Gaelic moaning.

quote:
Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge:
I remember when I had my last threesome... drink lots of coffee or red bull.

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Like A Bat Out Of Hell...

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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"I remember when I had my last threesome..."

UP THE TRIPLE BUTT!

(I plagiarize myself. For great justice.)

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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It is to the point where I require royalties. Or a plastic boob bottle.

Milkshakes right out the nipple.

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Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

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Hmmm... Plastic boob-bottles.

Beer. Boobs. All in one bottle.

Ya know, this just might work!

quote:
Originally posted by Ultra Magnus:
It is to the point where I require royalties. Or a plastic boob bottle.

Milkshakes right out the nipple.

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Like A Bat Out Of Hell...

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

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This whole damn thread is one big orgy! [Eek!]

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