At workcamp a month ago a friend of mine dumped a cooler of water on me while I wasn't looking. I told him I'd get him back, and the time is almost upon us. Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti.
Camp starts Sunday. I need prank ideas.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Crushed red pepper in his shoes: it's not immeadate, but as he sweats his feet will glow hot like the fires of hell. Just stand by as he sweats uncontrolably.
...then again, there's always the ol' blanket party. Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
How evil & nasty are we getting here? Because we pulled a LOT of harsh shit at camp.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
I will not do physical harm to him, or damage or (permanantly) steal his property.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
For sheer humility, nothing beats either a public super wedgie or an incredibly public (read "in front of girl") full-on shorts-&-smalls pantsing.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
If you have access to a sewing machine, you could bring in his crotch seams by an inch or so. He'll wonder why his boys are so uncomfortable.... If he wears contacts, you can always replace his Visene with lemon juce. That would be funny.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Tell the commandant that your friend is secretly transmitting information to the Russians. Then he will be publicly executed as a warning to others, and you can take his shoes and gold fillings!
Because: workcamp.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Slip a copy of The Koran into his duffel bag. Highlight any passage dealing with "jihad". Sure to make him popular. ...of course, that might lead to breaking of the "no physical harm" rule.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
HE will not do any physical harm. It doesn't preclude anyone else. Posted by Griffworks (Member # 1014) on :
Jason, lemon juice in the eyes will hurt like a sumbitch! Falls under the "no physical harm" angle he's tring to avoid.
Omega,
You could soak his shoes in water while he's sleeping.
Put baby oil in his hair while he's sleeping.
Uhm... That's all I can immediately think of that doesn't break your rule, tho. Most of the other stuff I can think of won't leave any permanent physical scars, but will sting or be more than simply "prankish". Stuff like making his clothes stink, tearing or ripping underwear, putting ants in his bedsheets, etc....
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
A couple of years back, when I still lived in my own flat in London, my flatmate Paul decided he wanted to get back at his old friend Mike in Manchester. They were really good friends, were even working on a laser control program in fact, but Mike had a taste for practical jokes. I can't remember any examples of the jokes he'd perpetrated with Paul as the target, but Paul had decided it was payback time.
Basically the idea he'd come up with was a fake call from the police. We then kicked the plan around until we had a workable scheme. Central to the scheme was the fact that Mike knew me, he had never met or spoken to my new girlfriend, Kate.
Kate then virtually took over the whole plan. She wrote out her script, then sat in Paul's bedroom and made the call, while we waited down the stairs in the lounge (it was a split-level apartment) with cushions shoved in our mouths to muffle the hysterical laughter.
Kate phoned, Mike's wife answered. Kate then made her spiel, that she was DC (Detective Constable) Belinda Gates (Bill Gates' wife, a deliberate gag) of the Metropolitan Police. Mike was called and came on the line. Kate then went on to detail how the police had been observing mail deliveries to a Finsbury Park address, and had just seized a package which had been found to contain Class-A drugs (Mike often sent dope in the post).
Mike wasn't saying a lot at this point.
Kate continued that they now had a certain Mr. Paul ******** in custody and he had named Mike as his supplier. Kate advised him that although he was not under arrest, they would like Mike to go to the local police station and surrender his passport. Mike agreed in a panicky manner, and assured her that no, he wouldn't need them to send a patrol car round to give him a lift.
She then said that they would ring back in a few minutes to ensure he'd found his passport, and to tell him who to report to. She then ended the call.
Panic ensued chez Mike (did I mention that it happened to be his wife's birthday?). He's trying to find his passport, she's saying they need to flush any drugs they have. . . It's at this point Paul himself phoned up, using his real name but identifying himself as a Detective Inspector in the Metropolitan Police. . .
We took turns on the phone so he could rant and rave and call us all sorts of names (I, if memory serves, am a 'cunt') but there was no doubt he'd been got, and got good.
Paul and Mike are still friends - but Mike did get Paul back eventually. I married Kate - well, someone that dangerous, I was afraid what might happen if I didn't! 8)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Read Bruce Campbell's autobiography for the best prank ever. It involves a car, a cast of thousands, & the Wyoming law enforcement structure.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Well, if this workcamp thing is a proper camp then the best thing to do is wait until he's asleep and then drag him outside in his sleeping bag (carefully so he doesn't wake up). This usually works and is very funny when they wake up.
Or just get him completely hammered and then get him to drink urine.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Um... I'm rather sure there'll be no alcohol at church camp. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
You could poop on him.
He would be all: "What is going on here?" You would be all: "I just pooped on you." He would be all: "Don't do that."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Church camp!?! Gotta replace the middle of his bible with a fold-out from Playgirl! Man, what fun in church when he opens the bible to that! Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Get him to speak in tongues. Tell the Oberstgruppenminister that he has AC/DC records in the Pat Boone sleeves. Put "What Would Satan Do?" on the back of all his shirts.
Could you plant a false idol, maybe?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
NIckelbag in his duffelbag: he'll be getting lectures on drugs and doing pennance for the duration. Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :
Maybe you could use the communion wine?
Or would that be bad?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
We don't do wine, we do grape juice. And I don't think there'll be any of that at camp, either.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
There will, of course, be poop, though.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Church camp... church porn? Why does this sound like the basis of American Pie IV...
You might as well arrange to have the guy gangbanged by a bunch of horny naked forrest rangers rather than popping him yourself.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega: Um... I'm rather sure there'll be no alcohol at church camp.
Smuggle some in. Go on, be wild!
Posted by Treknophyle (Member # 509) on :
Tradition is all.
Wait util he's asleep and then dip his hand in warm water.
Did this in summer camp.
An oldie, but a goddie.
Posted by Treknophyle (Member # 509) on :
Pun intentional.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Squirt warm water on his face with a squirt gun while he's asleep: pretend to be zipping your pants as he wakes up.
Nobody really gets hurt and he'll definitely not pull any more pranks on someone so obviously insane.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
HA! that's a good one! i'll have to remember that thanx!
if the place has those outhouses with an open pit under the toilet, you could rig a speaker that you don't mind wasting in there and have it say stuff when he's using it, i tried that once, it was so funny...
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Kill and eat his family.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Anybody see Devil's Advocate? When Pacino goes into the church and dips his finger in the holy water, and it bubbles? THAT would be cool, not sure how you could fake it though. . .
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
fake it?!?
Posted by Griffworks (Member # 1014) on :
Yeah, you should know all about that, Jason. It's that thing that the very few, unfortunate women have had to do when they've been "with" you.... Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
I'd call that a low blow, but that's about as witty as you get, so I'll let you have your moment in the sun, Jeff. Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Shouldn't you be turning the other cheek?
Posted by Griffworks (Member # 1014) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: I'd call that a low blow, but that's about as witty as you get, so I'll let you have your moment in the sun, Jeff.
Yeah. OK.
Like you've never stooped to "low blows" before.
Right.
OK. Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
If this person sleeps on his stomach, why don't you just crack a raw egg on his ass and let him think he got gangbanged?
That or just hire a transvestite hooker for him and not tell him the surprise...
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
I'm sure at church camp that'll go down well... DO IT!!!
Actually, what demomination doesn't let you drink?
Posted by Griffworks (Member # 1014) on :
The Baptists, Pentacosts, Jehovah's Witnesses (I think) and Presbyterians don't allow consumption of alcoholic beverages in any form, that I'm sure of. Not sure if Methodists allow drinking.
Those Christian religions I'm sure of are: Catholics, Greek Orthodox (all Orthodox, I think, since they're an offshoot of the Catholic church), Episcopal and some non-denominational churches. That's about all I'm sure of, tho.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Thank God, I'm Anglican....
I'm fairly sure the Catholics don't mind alcohol... If they do, the Irish are screwed anyway... Posted by Griffworks (Member # 1014) on :
They don't at all mind their parishoners drinking alcohol. That's what I meant by "those who don't", in case that wasn't clear. Posted by TheWoozle (Member # 929) on :
If your Catholic, you can drink all you want, you just have to be sure to do some token act of repentance afterwards.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
.. like killing a non-Catholic to rregain God's love
Posted by Griffworks (Member # 1014) on :
quote:Originally posted by TheWoozle: If your Catholic, you can drink all you want, you just have to be sure to do some token act of repentance afterwards.
Obviously, you're not Catholic or Episcopalian 'cause that's a major misconception. You may be Catholic (or Episcopal) and consume alcohol any time you wish. However, if you drink to excess (i.e. get good and drunk), it's considered a sin. You must repent your sin - usually in the form of Confession to a priest and perform an act of contrition, which is not considred "token" by Catholics, but an honest act. There is no such thing as an "act of repentence", tho one must repent the sin that was committed and then perform the act of contrition.
Just so's ya know. Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
All of which points towards an unnecessary legalism.
Anyway, I attend a "Church of Christ". That's either a denomination or it's not, depending on your definition of a denomination. Basically, Churches of Christ (as opposed to all those OTHER churches, I guess...) all tend to have the same general mode of worship: acappella singing, communion every week, and elders in charge of the congregation. There's no inter-congregational hierarchy, though, so individual churches can allow one thing while other churches disallow it. I don't know any that disallow drinking, full stop, but some apparently believe we shouldn't have kitchens in our church buildings. Under any circumstances, I'm 19, so getting alcohol to camp would be a minor miracle.
I think what I'm actually gonna do is take advantage of my position at camp. I'm camera dude, see. I run around all week taking pictures of more or less everything, and at the end of it all I'll build a slideshow to show everyone. (Even at camp, I end up playing with my computer all week. No internet access, though. ) SO, I just get either an embarrasing picture of him, or I take a picture and modify it in a suitably hilarious way. Thanks for all your ideas, odd as they may have been. Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
All hail the Photoshop. But seriously...
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
"I think what I'm actually gonna do is take advantage of my position at camp."
Next stop: WWASP.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"...some apparently believe we shouldn't have kitchens in our church buildings."
And why would you?
"And the lord said unto them... What's that smell?"
"Oh, sorry, sir. Just felt like some hash browns, so I'm cooking some up. Just go on w/ the worship. And let me know if you want any."
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) SO, I just get either an embarrasing picture of him, or I take a picture and modify it in a suitably hilarious way. Thanks for all your ideas, odd as they may have been.