I am a newbie here! I make bad tv commercials, and build too many models at work.
Zardoz told me about this forum.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Like those commercials for knives or washclothes or home spaying kits where, when the product is being advertised, the film is bright and cheery, and attractive people are demonstrating the usefulness of the knife on boots and bricks and bongs and bottles, and then, to contrast how superdexluxe the new and improved home spaying kit is to the old one, there are grainy, black and white, tilted camera shots of people being gloriously inept with the knife, messily slicing tomatoes like they're a retard hopped up on goofballs?
"Does this happen to you?"
Those commercials are great when you've just eaten three pounds of methamphetamines.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Welcome to the funhouse. What kind of models do you build?
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"I am a newbie here!"
We would never have guessed. 8)
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Now, I've been meaning to have a word with you about using my smiley. . . 8)
Posted by Griffworks (Member # 1014) on :
Welcome to the Monkey Farm.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
BigTom is also apparently really tall. Welcome tall strange person. We're all assholes here.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Somebody set up us the n00b !! Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"he once toyed with the idea of becoming the world's tallest transvestite"
These are, like, THE moments I most lament my toothless repartee.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane: BigTom is also apparently really tall. Welcome tall strange person. We're all assholes here.
Speaking of which, anyone hear from First lately?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
methamphetamines
Posted by Bigtom (Member # 1068) on :
EXPRESSO!
How much would you pay for this amazing product? But wait there's more........
We mostly make car commercials, so I am one of three people in the country who knows what that tiny print really says. Sometimes I add my own messages there, like "If you go for this deal, you are insane", or something like that.
Yes I do have a band but thats another story!!!
I build paper models right now, but I've built a LOT of plastic, and balsa Airplanes....
Finally I have a Klingon Trefoil hanging in my edit suite, so I am a geek!
This place looks like a madhouse.........
and that's good!
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
OMGWTF WE ARE TEH FUNNAY!!1!!!!
Yes I know. I should stop making half-hearted Witty RemarksTM. But what the hey.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
If you want your commercials to sell well, I recommend spelling "espresso" correctly.
Posted by Bigtom (Member # 1068) on :
My commercials work so well that I paid for my house......
Of course you are invited for expresso, but I splelt it right!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bigtom: My commercials work so well that I paid for my house......
Of course you are invited for expresso, but I splelt it right!
Spelt, however, you must still be working on...
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Irnony!
Posted by ZARDOZ (Member # 1064) on :
Watch out Tom! there are many spellcheckers here!
Tom makes a pretty good commercial, you can't watch TV around here without seeing some.
Big Tom is quite large! 7 feet tall with size 18 shoes!
He won't pimp his own band, but I will! check out their seldom up-dated website and hear their stuff at www.feoyloco.com Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
A WHEAT WITH LAX SPIKES AND SPIKELETS CONTAINING TWO LIGHT RED KERNELS.
Is one of the layers of irnony.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
You've foreshit your quota, earlface.
Posted by Bigtom (Member # 1068) on :
I was gonna wait a while before pimping the band!!
Posted by Bigtom (Member # 1068) on :
I really can't spell....
"Klingom"?
I have been trying to update/fix my profile.
Posted by Bigtom (Member # 1068) on :
its fixed
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
i'm quite sure we could've taken notice of such without the +3 postcount.. but hey, this is a n00b thread, after all..
Posted by Bigtom (Member # 1068) on :