quote:I've been told I'm a "tough guy who has poetic instincts." I drive a Mercedes. and fresh from earning my doctorate in Eastern Philosophy from New York University, I wound up as a bouncer at an anarchic road house in Jasper Missouri. Within weeks, I rid the bar of the ruffians ruining its business. But then. I bounced the wrong man.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
...why are you assuming we'd know? Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
No idea who Boyd Stuart is, but that there description of said personoid is actually Patrick Swayze's character from "Road House."
I now yield the floor & the rest of my time to the esteemed delegate from Saskatchewan.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I know that name. In fact, I'm pretty certain I had whoever it is in my ICQ list at one time. Until fairly recently I think. Now, who have I dumped recently because I never speak to them. . ?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Jasper, Missouri, eh?
Isn't Tim from Missouri?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Oh, I got rid of HIM years ago.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Shut up Boyd and stop using my Keyboard.
I have no idea either.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
IT CUOLD BE SOMEONE WE ALL KONW!! Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
He sounds like a modern day samurai, dispensing hard-won wisdom to those most in need of it, as well as the occasional ass-kicking and bar-clearing.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Anyone with the name Boyd is probably gay, titillating sexual liaisons with Kelly Lynch not withstanding.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I suspect this is part of some elaborate plot to rule cyberspace by infiltrating one IM contact list at a time.
As for why he's on your contact list, specifically, Jeff: I sumbit that it's likely because you put him there.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
More than likely whoever it was changed his name, so all of a sudden one day sopmeone who'd sat in the middle of Jeff's Contact List suddenly changed into Boyd Stuart.
Personally I think it's UM. I'm sure I added him then never spoke to him again.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Oh, I don't know about that. If his name suddenly changed to "Patrick Dalton", I might believe it, but not "Boyd Stuart". That just doesn't work.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
And his name happened to change to Patrick Dalton ... funny, that!
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I'll go out on a limb here, and assume that Patrick Dalton might be in reference to Patrick Swayze + Dalton, his Road House character.
Fits with his undoubtedly witty personality.
Because he is the king of wit.
Also, he is probably sad when people are callous in their "I do not talk to him, so he is DELETED!" talk.
He is like Jesus of the Instant Conversation, people have said.
Posted by CaptainMike[1].mp3 (Member # 709) on :
BAL33TED !! Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"He is like Jesus of the Instant Conversation"
Preachy, talkative and hammy?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
But able to walk on water. Or the Internet equivalent thereof. Those rippling reflection Java applets, I suppose.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
All Your Contact Lists Are Belong To Us.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
If that were true and you got my contact list, you would have to deal with a lot of hung gay men banging at your door.
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
That would hurt. In many levels. Especially the bottom one.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, someone's going to say it eventually, so...
UP TEH BUTT!! Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
It is how the Biscuit would react.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: If that were true and you got my contact list, you would have to deal with a lot of hung gay men banging at your door.
You know... banging has other connotations.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
NO WAY?? Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
AND TEHY WOULD BE BANGING AT TEH BACK DOOR !!! Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Otherwise known as:
UP TEH BUTT!! Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"banging has other connotations..."
You live on Baker Street 221B, don't you Andrew?
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
Summary:
Many men saying 'UP TEH BUTT !!' == man-train
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
We should change the address for this board to www.uptehbutt!!11!!!.net. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartmaniac: You live on Baker Street 221B, don't you Andrew?
221B Baker Street. You can't reverse it. That is wrong and evil.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Oh god, I hope this isn't a Queer As Folk reference...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
The "Up the Butt" thing, or the "221b Baker Street"? Because even the original and correct UK version of Queer as Folk didn't make too many references to Sherlock Holmes. Dr Who, yes. Dr Watson, no.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Well, I didn't see any of those references when I watched the UK version. Then again I wouldn't most likely pick up on it since I don't know British culture that well.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It is to the British gay community what anime is to the US one. Or something.
Strange though. US gay men like watching people with big eyes who are, more often than not, far too young for saving the world, and British gay men like watching Tom Baker run around and get captured by rolling pepper pots.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
I'd have though for sure John Pertwee would be their fave. He was by far the most fabulous of the Doctors.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
But, seriously, re: this guy? He's a nice guy.
And awesome.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Who is Tom Baker?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
![[Confused]](confused.gif)