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Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
Okay, not just for Sieggy, but when Verne Troyer (better known as Mini-Me) is getting married, midget sex jokes are not only obvious, they're inevitable. [Razz]

Anyone get Time magazine? Usually I just quickly flip through the last few pages to get to the editorial at the end, but there's a picture on the "People" section on the next-to-last page that's quite... amusing.

Why? Not only is the future wife not his height (he's 32 inches)... but she's 6 foot 2! And to quote directly from the Time article, "As Austin Powers might say, the mechanics of it are just mind boggling. If anyone's looking for a wedding present, we suggest a stepladder."

Yikes! [Eek!]

(Not to make fun of Mr. Troyer for his height, of course... just for the unusual situation as a result.) [Wink]
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Well, this just makes me feel all squishy on the inside.
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
As opposed to your usual squishy on the outside?
 
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
She could carry him around in one of those baby backpack things.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Hey, I'm working on it, Shik.
 


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