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Okay, not just for Sieggy, but when Verne Troyer (better known as Mini-Me) is getting married, midget sex jokes are not only obvious, they're inevitable.
Anyone get Time magazine? Usually I just quickly flip through the last few pages to get to the editorial at the end, but there's a picture on the "People" section on the next-to-last page that's quite... amusing.
Why? Not only is the future wife not his height (he's 32 inches)... but she's 6 foot 2! And to quote directly from the Time article, "As Austin Powers might say, the mechanics of it are just mind boggling. If anyone's looking for a wedding present, we suggest a stepladder."
Yikes!
(Not to make fun of Mr. Troyer for his height, of course... just for the unusual situation as a result.)
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Well, this just makes me feel all squishy on the inside.
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As opposed to your usual squishy on the outside?
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