Last weekend I was out on a date that involved us seeing a movie. After the movie, we returned to my car to find a note under the windshield wiper. It said "Sorry about the car. Sarah." It also included a phone number, 985-243-0077. There is no visible damage to my car, and the phone number doesn't work. It's not listed in any reverse directory I've tried, but it's apparently from Louisianna. Any ideas?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Well, maybe this Sarah only thought she hit your car, and stuck a note under your wiper as a courtesy.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Or maybe Sarah is a NSA agent who has been desperately trying to escape the evil clutches of her former masters, and has given you a secret code which if typed into the appropriate appliance will deliver the secret plans to destroy the mind control installation they are building right there in your town!
Or maybe you got billed like fuck for that phone call.
Or maybe Cartman's right.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Or maybe you got billed like fuck for that phone call.
Or maybe I have free long distance on my cell plan.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Maybe she just thinks that your car is rubbish, and she feels sorry for you.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Winner.
Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
Maybe it was your date's evil personality trying to make her good personality reject you.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Make sure she doesn't sneeze.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
It's actually been theorized that that particular girl has split personalities before, but I think they've all been amalgamated. And for the record, I like my Accord rather well. So Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
Hmmm dating a person with multiple personalities. Does that count as a polygamist relationship?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
It's certainly as close as he'll ever get to doing two chicks at one time. . . 8)
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
You were on a date?
Sarah?
Car?
I sure hope your date thought nothing about this.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"985-243-0077" is the activation code for your subliminal programing..... I'm sure we'll all hear about what that programing entails via CNN.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega: It's actually been theorized that that particular girl has split personalities before, but I think they've all been amalgamated.
If that was a PAD Hulk reference, very clever. Although you'll find out in a couple of years that it was just a Big Fat LIE!
If you were serious...christ, can't anyone in the US get by without having some Crazy Quirk on their CV?
quote:And for the record, I like my Accord rather well. So
That's no example of any sort of taste. In fact, given other evidence of "things you like", I'd say it's the exact opposite.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
I like pretty girls and Oasis.
And it was not in fact a PAD Hulk reference. Would you care to clarify?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
You like Oasis? Seek professional help.
[ February 15, 2004, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: Jason Abbadon ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I would recommend that, since liking non-existant bands is never good.
Er, by a PAD Hulk reference, I was merely referring to the long running "Hulk has multiple personalities in Bruce, Grey and Green Hulks and they all get merged into an amalgamated being" story.
So it's been "theorised" that she used to have multiple personalities? How the hell does that come up?
"Hey, remember in my teens I'd get moody for no apparent reason? And then later, I'd be quite happy? Maybe I had MPD! Duh!"
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"I like pretty girls and Oasis."
But you don't like Queen, so any points that might earn you are nullified.
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