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Last weekend I was out on a date that involved us seeing a movie. After the movie, we returned to my car to find a note under the windshield wiper. It said "Sorry about the car. Sarah." It also included a phone number, 985-243-0077. There is no visible damage to my car, and the phone number doesn't work. It's not listed in any reverse directory I've tried, but it's apparently from Louisianna. Any ideas?
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Well, maybe this Sarah only thought she hit your car, and stuck a note under your wiper as a courtesy.
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Or maybe Sarah is a NSA agent who has been desperately trying to escape the evil clutches of her former masters, and has given you a secret code which if typed into the appropriate appliance will deliver the secret plans to destroy the mind control installation they are building right there in your town!
Or maybe you got billed like fuck for that phone call.
Or maybe Cartman's right.
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Or maybe you got billed like fuck for that phone call.
Or maybe I have free long distance on my cell plan.
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Maybe she just thinks that your car is rubbish, and she feels sorry for you.
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Winner.
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It's actually been theorized that that particular girl has split personalities before, but I think they've all been amalgamated. And for the record, I like my Accord rather well. So
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You were on a date?
Sarah?
Car?
I sure hope your date thought nothing about this.
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"985-243-0077" is the activation code for your subliminal programing..... I'm sure we'll all hear about what that programing entails via CNN.
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quote:Originally posted by Omega: It's actually been theorized that that particular girl has split personalities before, but I think they've all been amalgamated.
If that was a PAD Hulk reference, very clever. Although you'll find out in a couple of years that it was just a Big Fat LIE!
If you were serious...christ, can't anyone in the US get by without having some Crazy Quirk on their CV?
quote:And for the record, I like my Accord rather well. So
That's no example of any sort of taste. In fact, given other evidence of "things you like", I'd say it's the exact opposite.
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And it was not in fact a PAD Hulk reference. Would you care to clarify?
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