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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
He was able to retain a lawyer! Here he is, posing with his extremely talented legal counsel!

He made me do this, I swear...
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
PS - Yoda just chopped off his finger. I told Shik to stop petting him.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Nice Oberth
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Well, y'know, even Jedi Masters have to get around somehow. Scared the crap out of the furballs trying to park the damn thing.
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
It would be nice if you could actually give the files you upload an extension. Real browsers won't correct for stupidities.
 
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
 
Ohhhh, that explains it. (Duh)
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
Damn my crap MS Explorer for self correcting the file for me... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"It would be nice if you could actually give the files you upload an extension."

Much as I agree, it would also be nice if the uploader didn't require one to re-enter the name of a file that already has a perfectly satisfactory name.
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Counsel Yoda, speaking in a squeaky high-pitched voice: "Judge me by my size, do you? HMM? And where you should NOT. For my ally is the Law. And a powerful ally it is. Justice creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Legislative beings are we!" B)
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
The Force must be strong with me, somehow I knew beforehand that Shik'd have a goatee, ponytail and glasses. Don't as me how. [Confused]
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
What's that model behind him on the left? Looks like some kind of cool jet or something.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
It's the Republic Gunship from Attack of the Clones. Er, with a stegasauras mounted on top ...
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
And hairy knuckles too. HANDS ON TEH TABLE!
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"...somehow I knew beforehand that Shik'd have a goatee, ponytail and glasses."

Perhaps you had seen the pictures he's posted of himself in the past?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Y'know (and at the risk of being a complete bastard), if you're trying to convince a court that you're not a cradle-snatcher, then the goatee and ponytail combination probably doesn't help.
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
No, I haven't seen any pics before.
Although I think I did see his blog once, and some poems.
Black background, red text? Did he have that config? Must've been like, '00 or something.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
*agrees with Liam*

Did you shave before your court date?
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Let's hope.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"...if you're trying to convince a court that you're not a cradle-snatcher, then the goatee and ponytail combination probably doesn't help."

Although, if he'd had a black beret and some bongo drums, he might have convinced them he was just a beatnik.
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
A) I don't have a goatee, I have a full beard. Goatees look like pussies stapled to one's face.

B) I snatch no cradles.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
1/ Charles thinks he had a full beard. He is wrong. (Besides, I can't see any facial hair going around the side of your face there.)

2/ What sort of pussies have you looked at?
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
The toothless sort.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"What sort of pussies have you looked at?"

Don't we already know far too much about that?
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
I can think of worse things to have stapled to my face....

Yes, we have...
 


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