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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php

Debian Linux for me.

And if you're doing nothing but killing time, take the Nigerian Scam Quiz. I am Lawrence Obi. (obi-wan?)

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Windows 98?!

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

I'm Red Hat Linux!?!?! What the hell? I figured I'm the complicated Windows XP!!! At least it describes me to a point.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

I'm Apple DOS 3.1. I'm a CS major and I didn't even know that existed.

Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :

OS X?!!!!!

Posted by Ultra Manjuice (Member # 239) on :

Tripos.

But not really, because online "What foot fungus are you?" question heirs are for housewives and schoolgirls, and while I they spend plenty of time with my cock*, I am not one of them�.

Wouldn't it be neat if Tripos was an answer?

Ah well, I am taking the test anyway, and here's hoping for CAOS.

*Rodney the Rude Rooster; he makes saucy jokes at birthday parties, and other events! Book Him Today! Note: No Barmitzvahs, he doesn't like the Jews.

�Lie.

Posted by Ultra Manjuice (Member # 239) on :

Close!

TRSDOS!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

NO!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!1111shiftone!!

quote:
Originally posted by Omega:
I'm Apple DOS 3.1. I'm a CS major and I didn't even know that existed.

What he said. Exactly. Word for word. I can only assume that Omega has modelled his life to exactly match mine.

Oh dear.

Posted by Captain Boh (Member # 1282) on :

I'm Windows 95

Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :

HP-UX for me. I actually had to use that when I first started working at Boeing 7 years ago. I could do some evil stuff to my coworkers.... [Big Grin]

B.J.

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

Slackware Linux? I've never heard of that distro...

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I got Slackware Linux, too. I don't know anything about it, but the little graphic has a picture of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, so it can't be all bad.

Posted by Ultra Manjuice (Member # 239) on :

TRSDOS has a picture of 1980s Computing Supremacy.

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

code:

if $count(answer_A) > $count(answer_B) || $count(answer_C) || $count(answer_D) || $count(answer_E) { return "Congratulations! You are Windows 95!" }
if $count(answer_B) > $count(answer_A) || $count(answer_C) || $count(answer_D) || $count(answer_E) { return "Congratulations! You are PalmOS!" }
if $count(answer_C) > $count(answer_A) || $count(answer_B) || $count(answer_D) || $count(answer_E) { return "Congratulations! You are OS2/Warp!" }
if $count(answer_D) > $count(answer_A) || $count(answer_B) || $count(answer_C) || $count(answer_E) { return "Congratulations! You are Windows 95!" } // the "[i]fuck[/i]"? //
if $count(answer_E) > $count(answer_A) || $count(answer_B) || $count(answer_C) || $count(answer_D) { return "Congratulations! You are AppleDOS 3.1!" }

This test is doctored, I say!

Posted by Ultra TRSDOS (Member # 239) on :

YOU ARE SHITTY WINDOWS DEAL WITH IT

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

Also, we did this before. Tim is still Slackware. I am troubled.

Posted by Doctor Jonas (Member # 481) on :

I am the OS I USE! Windows 98 for me. Goddamn, I won't ever switch to Linux now. [Razz]

Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :

He also seems to really like JR Dobbs

Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :

Slackware Linux!

I am the brightest among my peers, but am often mistaken as insane. Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.

LMFAO! [Big Grin]

Me - bright?
Me - insane?

Well I'm a member of this place so I guess some of that is right. Great laugh! [Big Grin]

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Palm OS....

Like the last question....

Will the answers to these questions really help you determine my personality?
No, it's entirely random.
I believe everything on BBspot.
It doesn't really matter now does it?
If I end up Windows ME someone is going to be hurting.
Hey we're the ones asking the questions, you just answer them and shut up!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I was hoping for something coded by old men who smoke pipes and whose fathers fought the Hun in the Great War, but I got Windows 2000.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Wow. Mr Anti-Mainstream ended up with the only OS that I'd actually use.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, at least I'm consistent, I guess. That's good, right? Right?

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

Being consistently Slackware would, by any normal person's definition, not be good, no.

Posted by Guardian 2000 (Member # 743) on :

Amiga!!!

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Well that was stupid.

Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :

I am apparently Windows 2000 SP3. Which chills my Mac-geek bones. But when I tried to go back and change my answers so I could impress you all by being oh-so appropriately OS X ("You don't just think outside the box, you don't even know where the box is anymore, you effete retard" or whatever) I got Redhat Linux instead. I am shamed.

[ August 20, 2004, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

And then some.

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

I'm Red Hat Linux again? I hate this test... it's rigged damnit. Rigged I say!!!

Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :

I'm also Slackware Linux.

Posted by F.G. (Member # 968) on :

Odd...I am a FMS.

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

What is that?

And I want her dress btw... click on the link.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Well, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it doesn't appear to be an operating system.

Posted by ulTRS magDOS (Member # 239) on :

Well, random.

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

Sorry, I should have put in there Ian Thorpe.

Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :

I got bored with the OS quiz.

You are Musa Ibrahim. YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING. YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS.