Because I figured it was at least as interesting as Snay's pop-up crisis, I thought I'd mention that hurricane Ivan is heading directly towards my house and that I am leaving it (the house).
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Good plan.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
*points at Toadkiller*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
oh wait.....
Good luck man, hope you've got everything secured.
Where do you plan to go anyway? I mean, you're gonna have to travel the distance across Texas if you're gonna get away from it (at last glance, that hurricane is HA-UGE).
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Toadkiller: Because I figured it was at least as interesting as Snay's pop-up crisis, I thought I'd mention that hurricane Ivan is heading directly towards my house and that I am leaving it (the house).
I feel for you: I just did the same thing with hurricane Frances. Where do you live that you're in the bullseye?
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Good luck with the fleeing.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Hmm... I guess being stuck at LAX due to an air traffic control center loosing power is far better I guess.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
I hope they don't kill any toads in the mad scrabble to evacuate. Good Luck, hope all your stuff is still there when you get back.
Posted by School of Nim (Member # 205) on :
Perhaps now people will stop using hairspray, combustion engines and freon-powered dildos.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Nimmy, you've blown me away again. B)
Posted by Pensive's Left testes for mayor... (Member # 1203) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman: Nimmy, you've blown me away again. B)
freon? dude, freon powered dildos? i so want to buy a EX-GF one....or maybe a dozen, i dunno...
have to admit, the southern US is getting skulled fucked by the Mistress Chauntea this year....
kinda glad i live in cally actually Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :
The house is was? in Gautier, MS near Biloxi we've fled as far as Northern AL. We'll still see winds and rain but after three years in Iceland that doesn't worry us so much if it is <90 mph.
We have all the people and mammalian pets, if it wasn't warm blooded it didn't make the cut, harsh but the car is only so big, are safe and we have wireless Internet for as long as the power holds anyhow.
Freon powered dildos, I'm sure that isn't legal to even read about in Alabama!
Posted by Guardian 2000 (Member # 743) on :
We're looking at 100mph gusts where I am. Yay.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Yeah...100 mph winds suck it: hope you did what we did a few weeks back: beer, chunky soup, halloween candy, books and chess. Was not too bad: no power sucked though.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Hooray for living nearly 600 miles from the nearest coastline.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
(This from someone who can see, through his kitchen window, two very scenic activevolcanoes.)
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Freon-powered dildos are years away... so I've been told at the Porn Expo in the LA Convention Center.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Though not far from one of the biggest earthquake risks in North America."
What that site doesn't tell you is that they pronounce it "new MADrid". Not "maDRID" like the original in Spain. "MADrid".
And Cairo, IL? Cay-ro. I shit you not.
Damn hicks.
Posted by Guardian 2000 (Member # 743) on :
Makes you long for the days of:
Humptulips, Washington Superior Bottom, West Virginia Tickle Cunt Branch, Virginia
(sigh) Posted by School of Nim (Member # 205) on :
Sol System:
quote:(This from someone who can see, through his kitchen window, two very scenic active volcanoes.)
They aired "Dante's Peak" last wednesday! I love it, lots of people die, it's not one of those "farmer dies in beginning, then everyone is saved but whoah was that a close one!" flicks. Also, the only movie ever where Pierce Brosnan screams "FUCK!!" twice (in the end, when he gets mauled a lot by falling rocks).
My thoughts go out to the Floridians, I hope this won't mean Florida will be stricken from the voting list, inadvertedly helping the reppies.
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