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Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Joy of joys. He's going to be in South Bend today speaking at Notre Dame about something or another. I have no comments on the political implications, only on the fact that, no matter how hard I try, I know this is going to mess up my drive home.

Going one way takes me right past the airport, going the other takes me darn close to Notre Dame.

My Friday will be ruined...
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
He still hasn't gotten home...
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
I say we organize a search party for Aban Rune. We need him here; someone has to help fulfill the sexy quota.

We'll split into teams.

Team A will consist of myself, Omega, Topher, LOA, Sol System, and TSN. Team A will search the path that runs closest to Notre Dame University.

Team B will consist of Balaam Xumucane, Cartman, Charles Capps, Matrix, and TSN. Team B will search the path that runs farthest from Notre Dame University.

Team C will consist of PsyLiam, MalnurturedSnay, Lee, Krenim, AndrewR, and TSN. Team C will go to Australia and try to unlock the secret of the Holy Curry.

Nim, Vice-Admiral Micheal T. Colorge, Saltah'na, and TSN will stay here and guard Flare from the inevitable flame war from TrekBBS.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
And what about me?
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
You are everything and everywhere. You'll also be coordinating all the teams in the Command Operations Center. As well as guarding Flare from a flame war. And helping out Teams A, B, and C.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Oh, and you'll be making the teams' packed lunches too.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
We're going to be hungry then, aren't we?
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
What is my role in this jackassery?
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Pheeew!! 5 days later, I finally made it home...

Actually, the headache was minimal. The only detour I had to take was actually on the way back from lunch because he stopped at the friggin' Marriott that's like 3 blocks from where I worked. He needed to freshen up or something. Because Airforce 1 doesn't have comfortable enough facilities?

Anyway. Crisis averted.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Well, duh. The Marriott chain's complimentary one-use shoe-shine sponges are far superior.
 
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
 
We've locked ourselves into the moderator's corner.
The Cybernanny In The Water took Michael.
TSN used common sense against the "DS9 Online Petition"-clerics, and was lost.

The TrekBBS horde is crazed and reckless, but they are different than any I've ever seen before. They can travel during daylight, though they seem to hate it.
There's a method to their madne-WAIT! I can hear them talking through the door.
It's hard to fathom their debased form of Black Leet, but it sounds like "ch3353!"
Chess? Cheese? Are they going to break the door with cheese?
*scaly, bulbous foot wedges in through door-crack* They have an admin!

We cannot get out.
Their kitbashes are oozing in through the cracks, defiling our last water supply.
We cannot get out.
Mice, mice, clicking in the deep. They've found old man Capps' secret "Defiant Deck-By-Deck Schematix" folder. A legion of pants, dropping as one.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Nim, you're the greatest! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
Dang it....REDSHIRT crewman again....
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Bit plagiaristic, though. The Hierarchy does not approve.
 
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
 
That was the Spam Wars. The TrekBBS chronicles are a different adventure.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Come now, Cartman. How can Nim plagiarize himself?
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Multiple personalities?
 
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
 
I REGRET *NOTHING!


*(you hear me?)
 


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