Since I went to the bother of trying to figure out that pesky ftp thingie to upload it, I may as well share it with you as well. This is where I am now... If you are an animal rights activist, it was roadkill.... honest.
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Posted by Intruder1701 (Member # 880) on :
Why is there a gun on your desk? and I didnt see any roadkill
Posted by missmanners (Member # 1523) on :
I'm one of those Americans that likes to be armed to the teeth in case I need to shoot a squirrel for lunch or something. See the gator head on top of the monitor?
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Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
There seems to be a bottle of lotion near your keyboard... No.
Mabye we dont need t know.
Posted by missmanners (Member # 1523) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: There seems to be a bottle of lotion near your keyboard... No.
Mabye we dont need t know.
Awww.... it's just to smell nice , perfume is a little too strong.. Oh and for soft skin too of course.
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Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Nice bat'leth.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Well there goes my cheap shot joke about the lotion by the mouse.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
That's a very futuristic bat'leth on your station. So where are your ships?
Posted by missmanners (Member # 1523) on :
Well it's not really a bat'leth, although it is similar. If you look closely, you'll see the blade in my replica curve back towards the user and there are 4 blades with 8 points. A bat'leth is a long blade curving away from the user and has 2 points at each end.
Mine is called a Volkoth Battle Sword, Volkoth being a line of Sci-Fi/Fantasy blades for collectors. I have a claw and battle axe as well. Some ladies collect Precious Moments figurines, I collect blades.
Sorry Hobbes.... but there is nothing cheap about that lotion, jokes or other wise. Thats L'Air du Temps, the set with oil was about $90. I like to treat myself nice.
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Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
A metrosexual I see...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
A female metrosexual? How does that work?
Posted by missmanners (Member # 1523) on :
Really? Because I like weapons and motorcycles and indulging in bubblebaths and lotion treatment and baking cookies AND I'm nerdy?
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Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
If you can do it all at once, you'd be a legend.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
Man, that looks like an accident waiting to happen. Late at night you get pissed off by a computer problem, you slam the desk and the replica sword falls and impales you. At least you have a gun to finish the job afterwards so your family doesn't totally lose face.
Posted by missmanners (Member # 1523) on :
Oh! Good point (ararar, get it? point? ararar) And while there is no one in this house but me, it might be kind of difficult explaining it to the 911 operator.
"Well see, I was just about to beat my previous high score on (pick current nerdy game) and I jumped up cussing and knocked over my Volkoth Battle Sword which is now sticking out of my thigh and is there supposed to be this much blood?"
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Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Just say that you're a Trekkie and they would understand.
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
quote:Originally posted by Mucus: Man, that looks like an accident waiting to happen. Late at night you get pissed off by a computer problem, you slam the desk and the replica sword falls and impales you. At least you have a gun to finish the job afterwards so your family doesn't totally lose face.
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