Since I went to the bother of trying to figure out that pesky ftp thingie to upload it, I may as well share it with you as well. This is where I am now... If you are an animal rights activist, it was roadkill.... honest.
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Why is there a gun on your desk? and I didnt see any roadkill
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I'm one of those Americans that likes to be armed to the teeth in case I need to shoot a squirrel for lunch or something. See the gator head on top of the monitor?
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There seems to be a bottle of lotion near your keyboard... No.
Mabye we dont need t know.
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Well there goes my cheap shot joke about the lotion by the mouse.
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That's a very futuristic bat'leth on your station. So where are your ships?
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Well it's not really a bat'leth, although it is similar. If you look closely, you'll see the blade in my replica curve back towards the user and there are 4 blades with 8 points. A bat'leth is a long blade curving away from the user and has 2 points at each end.
Mine is called a Volkoth Battle Sword, Volkoth being a line of Sci-Fi/Fantasy blades for collectors. I have a claw and battle axe as well. Some ladies collect Precious Moments figurines, I collect blades.
Sorry Hobbes.... but there is nothing cheap about that lotion, jokes or other wise. Thats L'Air du Temps, the set with oil was about $90. I like to treat myself nice.
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If you can do it all at once, you'd be a legend.
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Man, that looks like an accident waiting to happen. Late at night you get pissed off by a computer problem, you slam the desk and the replica sword falls and impales you. At least you have a gun to finish the job afterwards so your family doesn't totally lose face.
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Oh! Good point (ararar, get it? point? ararar) And while there is no one in this house but me, it might be kind of difficult explaining it to the 911 operator.
"Well see, I was just about to beat my previous high score on (pick current nerdy game) and I jumped up cussing and knocked over my Volkoth Battle Sword which is now sticking out of my thigh and is there supposed to be this much blood?"
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