Funny thing just happened to me a few moments ago...
I was happily reinstalling my star trek bridge commander game when I heard a knock at the door. It was my landlord and boy was he pissed. He asked me at what time my dad left for work this morning. I said at around three or four in the morning. He told me that the door was left open. I said it could have possibly been him. What he told me made my brain jump to warp. He said he found a naked guy in the small room between the door leading into the street and the one leading into the appartments. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, who the hell would get naked in 3/4 in the morning to end up in someone's elses building.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Someone who's drunk. The most interesting thing about living in the college dormitories was wondering where the next slumbering naked person would be found.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Or the next dessicaed corpse.....but that's a tale for another time.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, I knew where all the dead bodies were. After all, I put 'em there.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
And thus broke the taboo of necrophillia.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Dude, I never had sex with the dead bodies. I've got too much for the human body to do that. I just made them into fancy furniture. You ought to see this foot stool I made. It's cuuuuuuute.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
No Necronomicon book covers? You could have sold them on ebay and made a fortune off the Army of Darkness fans alone.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I tried, but the damn covers kept biting my fingers.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
You have to say the three majic words.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Stop biting me?"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
"Drink Bud Light"? "I'm yo' daddy"? "Chicken McNuggets rule"? "Long live Trek"? "Klaatu Barada Nikto"? "Want a Pepsi"? "Oh, God, why"?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Oh, the humanity!"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"I accept Paypal" "Stan Winston rules!" "I'm a Rami!"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
"Joanie loves Chachi!" "Jason loves *NSYNC!" "Tofu turkey eggroll!" "The Phantom Menace!" "Set auto destruct!" "Liam is sexy!" "Aban is sexier!" "Topher is sexiest!" "Siegy is sexless!" "Finger licking good!"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Fricka Fracka Firecracker!"
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Please Siegfried - I don't want to see "Liam is sexy!" and "Finger licking good!" in the same post! Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Could have been worse. He could have used "I gotta potty!" and "Finger licking good!" together....
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Let's stop now!"
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
"I Need Girl"
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
"I need Dyck and his little friend too"
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Well, crap willy......
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Star Wars rocked!"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"No, it didn't!"
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"This ends here."
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"In your dreams."
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
"I am in ur dr34ms, killing ur d00ds!"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Was that three words before you translated it from the Swedish?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
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