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Mars Needs Women
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Funny thing just happened to me a few moments ago...

I was happily reinstalling my star trek bridge commander game when I heard a knock at the door. It was my landlord and boy was he pissed. He asked me at what time my dad left for work this morning. I said at around three or four in the morning. He told me that the door was left open. I said it could have possibly been him. What he told me made my brain jump to warp. He said he found a naked guy in the small room between the door leading into the street and the one leading into the appartments. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, who the hell would get naked in 3/4 in the morning to end up in someone's elses building.

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Siegfried
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Someone who's drunk. The most interesting thing about living in the college dormitories was wondering where the next slumbering naked person would be found.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Jason Abbadon
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Or the next dessicaed corpse.....but that's a tale for another time.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Siegfried
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Well, I knew where all the dead bodies were. After all, I put 'em there.
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Jason Abbadon
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And thus broke the taboo of necrophillia.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Siegfried
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Dude, I never had sex with the dead bodies. I've got too much for the human body to do that. I just made them into fancy furniture. You ought to see this foot stool I made. It's cuuuuuuute.
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Jason Abbadon
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No Necronomicon book covers?
You could have sold them on ebay and made a fortune off the Army of Darkness fans alone.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Siegfried
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I tried, but the damn covers kept biting my fingers.
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Jason Abbadon
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You have to say the three majic words.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Lee
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"Stop biting me?"

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Siegfried
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"Drink Bud Light"?
"I'm yo' daddy"?
"Chicken McNuggets rule"?
"Long live Trek"?
"Klaatu Barada Nikto"?
"Want a Pepsi"?
"Oh, God, why"?

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Lee
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"Oh, the humanity!"

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Jason Abbadon
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"I accept Paypal"
"Stan Winston rules!"
"I'm a Rami!"

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Siegfried
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"Joanie loves Chachi!"
"Jason loves *NSYNC!"
"Tofu turkey eggroll!"
"The Phantom Menace!"
"Set auto destruct!"
"Liam is sexy!"
"Aban is sexier!"
"Topher is sexiest!"
"Siegy is sexless!"
"Finger licking good!"

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Jason Abbadon
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"Fricka Fracka Firecracker!"

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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