Today, they just don't create special effects like they used to. Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :
That was hilarious! The Elvis Presley-wannabe whose head turns into a turkey (never mind the rest of his body) has to be my favorite.
Seriously, were these movies produced by an actual filming company? Even Troma, the makers of the most god-awful films on Earth, can do better than that.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Even more horrible movie trailers there. I thought the King Kong knock-off was the funniest.
Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :
Thanks for the link, Sean. That's some funny shit.
Although I could have done without seeing the nutsack of the naked Clark Kent-wannabe motorcyclist in "Sunset Cove."
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I seem to have neglected to watch all the videos first...
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
LMFAO. Guy in a wet suit...
Wow. That website...wow. GREEEEEN SLIIIIME! BEYOND THE STRANGE IMMENSITY OF CONQUERED SPACE! THE WORLD...OF THE FUTURE! It's like a parody of *itself*...
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
I remember MST3K had some monster movies with some really crappy monsters. The Creeping Terror comes to mind, which had a giant rug that ate people, or rather the people would crawl into its mouth. It also had the ability to dry hump cars.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
"It also had the ability to dry hump cars"
Don't we all?
This guy also does hilarious reviews of electronic crap, and retro video games.
Among my favorites are his reviews of a knock-off playstation, and a little plastic thingy that cooks potato chips in the microwave.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"I remember MST3K had some monster movies with some really crappy monsters."
They did The Killer Shrews, in fact. Which I always liked for the line where a character says "I don't know everything." and Joel added "I don't even know how fish work."
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Hoooobgoblins...Hooooooooobgoblins...
Does anyone remember the Nictoon "Angry Beavers"? They watched a movie once about a living spleen with a thumb that crawled around killing bad actors. It was so true it was almost unfunny.
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
The SPLEEEEEEN (wasn't he in Mystery Men too?)! Ah, the memories.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Number 4 kind of looked like Mr. Snuffalupagus from Sesame Street... after being set on fire for a little while.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :